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I used to always joke with friends who became aware of my improbably high incidence of bad luck that I feel like I walk around with an ontological “kick me” sign on my back.

It’s not that I never catch a break; it’s that it’s really rare.

Last week, I thought I’d caught one of those rare breaks.

As mentioned previously, Evie, my car, has been overheating again this month. I finally brought her into the shop last Thursday, and they had it for two whole days trying to figure out what was up. They identified and were able to repair a cracked connector in the coolant system that was causing the engine to overheat. When I saw that the repair was only $600 — I say “only” because in February I spent $1800 on getting the radiator fans replaced for a very similar cooling issue — I thought maybe I’d dodged a bullet.

Mind you, I wasn’t happy about the repair, but I was trying to look at the bright side.

It could have been so much worse, I thought with a smile. I’ll take it.

But then the tech called me and told me that while he was test driving it, he noticed that the car was making “whale sounds,” and he asked me if I’d ever heard anything like that. I said no. He said that he did some additional testing, and he thinks the purge valve went bad on the system. I told him I didn’t know what a purge valve was, so he explained (if I remember correctly) that it was a part of the fuel system that handles combustible vapors; rather than releasing them directly into the atmosphere, they’re stored in some kind of a charcoal filter, then released back into the engine for combustion when the computer decides it needs them.

I’ve had so many issues with the car, I’ve got a saved ChatGPT thread about only this, so I opened it up and told my pet clanker what was happening. It said the symptoms of a bad purge valve include things like rough idling (which I had been dealing with for months) and hard startups after filling the tank (not a problem I’d seen), among others. There was also a vehicle diagnostic code in the scanner about the fuel vacuum system that seemed to link up with this.

But it was 4:30PM on the Friday before a long weekend, and they weren’t going to get to it in time. I don’t have another means of transport, so I couldn’t wait. Chat told me the purge valve probably would be an inexpensive repair when the time came, so with a better-than-expected attitude, I crammed my 6’4” frame into the backseat of a Toyota Corolla masquerading as an Uber and headed to the shop to pick up the car.

The drive home was pleasant. I noticed immediately, via the Bluetooth OBD scanner I bought from Amazon during my road trip last year, that it was finally showing temperatures in a normal operating range. In fact, it was running great. I worked for much of the weekend with no noticeable problems. I started letting the purge valve issue slip from my mind.

But then, on Sunday, I stopped at Costco to fill up the tank, and when I tried to start the car up to leave, the ignition sequence didn’t complete. I tried again, and she started, but sputtered hard, then stalled. On the third try, I pumped the gas pedal when the sputtering started, and the engine roared to life.

Concerning, but there were no more problems after that.

Until today.

Now, let me back up a second.

I had a personal setback on Sunday that really sent me reeling. I’m not going to get into the specifics of it here, but suffice to say, it was an emotional gut punch. I took Memorial Day off and tried to get my mind right, but it didn’t work. And staring at the walls of my dark little cave of an apartment wasn’t helping, so I spent all day Tuesday out grinding with a twisted gut full of acid butterflies, hoping that doing Instacart orders and just trying to stay moving would help. The whole day, I felt like I was just a half step ahead of some monstrous, lumbering psychological beast, hot on my heels in its need to consume me. I knew I couldn’t sit at home or I’d drown in this whole new wave of grief and upset that was quickly moving towards despair. It was the kind of bad day that makes you act like an ornery bastard, but I got through it, and after a late dinner, I fell asleep in front of the television, re-watching old episodes of Fringe.

This morning, I was up fairly early, but I couldn’t get my rear end in gear. It felt like an emotional hangover. I could not stop procrastinating, and I had no energy to do anything. Something I learned fairly recently, as I was researching the particular eccentricities of my quirky neurotype, is that significant emotional overwhelm can leave a real lingering impact before you return to baseline. Often for several days. Looking back, I think I always experienced those after effects, but didn’t see them as a system out of balance that took a somewhat standard amount of time to reset. But the more I pay attention, the more I see the pattern.

That said, the bill collectors don’t care.

So this afternoon, I forced myself to go out and work. It was slow at first, but my first order was a bit of a unicorn — solid pay and a reasonable distance — and I thought to myself, “Nice. This will help build some momentum to carry me through the evening.” I punched in the customer’s address into the GPS and headed out.

Which is when I heard it.

The whale sound.

It was, in my opinion, less like a whale, and more like the gasping of some Lovecraftian thing. Maybe like a zombie whale, or some other guttural-sounding, undead thing, just couldn’t catch its breath while hanging on to the rear driver’s side door.

And it didn’t stop. It just kept on repeating, this big, loud, wheezing inhalation, like the car itself was suffocating horrifically on a planet without atmosphere.

While I was listening to the ungodly moaning, I hit my first stoplight of the trip. That’s when the whole car started convulsing. I shifted into neutral and fed it some gas, afraid it was going to stall in the middle of a busy intersection. It helped a little, but only if I didn’t let up.

I looked at my GPS. Still 6.7 miles to go.

“GAAAAAASP!”

“Shit.” I spat.

“GAAAAAAAAAAEEEWSP!”

I nursed her down the road, stoplight to stoplight. Evening rush hour traffic was beginning to clog the roads like poorly-maintained arteries. The route was all surface streets. No highways. Too many traffic lights. The car seemed to be running better on stretches when I could keep the speed above 40MPH, but that awful sound never stopped, every few seconds.

“MNGGGAAAAAASP!”

Finally, I arrived at the customer’s house. I parked Evie under a shade tree, just in case she didn’t want to start back up, crossed my fingers, and shut off the engine.

“GNNNNGGGAAAAASP!”

Ok. I thought. It’s still doing this even with the engine off, which means it’s got to be a gas tank pressure issue.

I walked to the back. My fuel port does not have a gas cap, just a little retractable metal shutter that seals the filler hole that leads to the tank. It’s spring-loaded, and moves out of the way when you insert a gas pump, then pops back into place when you remove the nozzle. I decided to try opening it with my finger.

“MMMNGGGAGAAAASSSPP!”

The sound came immediately as I touched the shutter, and it was louder and sharper outside the car than it was when I was driving. I jumped back like a tarantula had come lunging out at my face. I laughed at myself for being startled, and tried it again.

“NNNGaaaassspppppppssssss.”

I flinched this time too, but the sound quickly tapered off to a small hiss, then stopped.

I completed my delivery, got back in, started her up. Worked on the first try. No rough idle, no convulsing, no gasping.

I opened my Ford Fusion Q&A chat and updated the info.

“The system may literally be pulling abnormal vacuum on the tank and EVAP lines,” Chat said, “and when you disturbed the filler neck, you temporarily relieved or changed the condition.”

“Important nuance,” the bot continued. “You did not ‘fix’ it. But you may have temporarily reset the pressure state the car was freaking out about.”

I can’t afford not to get this fixed, I thought. It’s not safe driving it like this.

I switched over to text messaging, and shot a note to my mechanic, requesting the promised estimate.

A few minutes later, he sent it back.

EIGHT HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS.

They have to replace all the EVAP lines. AND, they can’t do it until Friday.

And of course, it means another $1500 in repairs, total, for the second time in 3 months. Over $3K, just since February.

This is why I hate buying used cars.

Bottom line: I’m not willing to risk driving more than necessary until this is fixed, but that means I’ll have lost at least 4 work days to car repairs and repair-related issues in the past week. That’s enough lost income to cover roughly half the bill. It stinks on ice. It’s busy tonight. I forgot to to turn off my app, and it keeps buzzing to let me know about all the new orders coming in.

So instead, here I am, at the time when I’d normally be working, writing this.

Venting this, if I’m being honest. Because what else can you do?

That said, it’s a great time to take this moment to thank those of you who made financial contributions in support of my work last week, whether directly or through subscriptions. Every single dollar helps at a time like this.

I know I’m not operating at 100% yet. I’m probably not even at 80%. To be honest, I had really hoped I’d have made more progress by now getting out of the fugue this whole separation and divorce has dropped on me. It seems like every single time I start to feel like I’m getting real traction, some new giant karmic cartoon hammer appears and bonks me right back into the pit, and I’m left having to climb out again.

Which is why those of you who helped lift this burden might not understand what a big deal it is. Huge. Yuge even.

Again, I can’t thank you enough.

I don’t imagine life will stop throwing curveballs. Someday soon, I hope I can improve my batting average.

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Someone online asked me about my writing process, and if I had any tips to share.

I never think I know how to describe it until I start…writing it down. Probably because I'm weird.

That said, since I have gone and written it down, I’d like to share it. Maybe it will help someone out there.

First, I think the process of writing is different for everyone. That's important. The way you go about it is likely to be as unique as your personality and the particular wiring of your brain.

I'm a very intuitive writer. I would never pass a grammar exam. I didn't even study it in school somehow. I never diagrammed a sentence. Almost nothing about how I approach my work is technical at all. (Feel free to laugh when I spell out nearly a dozen rules later on.)

For me, it's more like channeling something. There's a build up of energy, like static electricity, and when there's enough, it seeks a discharge. Often I know when it's time to write something because it starts writing itself in my head without any conscious effort from me. I just observe my thoughts rushing towards a topic, composing themes and sentences. Just enough to start the momentum. When I sit down, it just flows out of me and I'm often not sure where it came from.

It's the most Zen thing I ever experience.

It sounds weird as hell, but that's how it is whenever I write anything worthwhile.

Now, I can write about something that isn't like that, and when I have to, I usually outline, or at least gather datapoints, etc. I've written plenty of articles that way about topics I wasn't particularly passionate about.

Where I would say I probably get more technical (even though I said I didn't) can be summed up in the following list of fairly-flexible rules:

1. Writing is re-writing. I hate it, but it's true. The first pass almost never captures your thoughts in the best light. I coasted through my entire education turning in first drafts and getting As, and I thought that was how it worked. But when I realized the world is full of great writers, I came to the conclusion that I needed to up my game. Never publish a piece without at least one good editing pass. First drafts are lumps of clay. Subsequent drafts are where you add the fine details.

2. Read whatever you've written aloud. Like, the whole thing. Listen to the cadence. Hear how the words work together. Notice if you stumble because you've got words that are hard to say in a row. A piece that sounds good narrated is almost always a better piece to read. I don't know the inner mechanics of why, I just know it's true.

3. If you don't like what you've written, lower your standards. This advice came from a writing professor I had in college. I hated the advice at the time, but it was correct. You are your own worst critic. You will kill your own work if you let your inner editor have his way. He needs to STFU on the first draft. He gets his time on revisions. But sometimes, if something isn't working, you've got to downshift into a different gear. Let things be a mess on occasion. Do your best to get it there and then let it go.

4. Hemingway's advice to "write drunk and edit sober" was his own way of dealing with #3. But unless you're really good (and sometimes even if you are), drunk writing is almost always shit writing. (I've done some good high writing, but that's a different animal.)

5. Never under-index brute practice. I've been writing since I was about 5 years old. I won my first all-school writing competition in the 5th grade. I've been a professional (as in, paid work) since January, 2008, and I've put literally MILLIONS of words in print since then. At 1P5 alone I published over 1200 pieces in my own name. In 7 years. You will never reach your final form. Just keep working the muscle as often as you can.

6. If you want to write, you've got to live. Writing is a metabolic output of digested experiences. Do things. Anything. Put your phone down and observe. Look for scenes. Look for stories. Take photos. Take notes. Use these as fuel. You also need time to do nothing. Watch movies. Listen to music and podcasts. Play video games. Go for walks. Go for drives. Let your brain have time to churn through the compost you're feeding it.

7. Related to #6 - treat every piece of writing as a story. Stories are the most potent technology human beings have for conveying meaning. You're describing, relating, analogizing, painting mental images — even if you're writing non-fiction. You want people to feel like they're in the scene whenever possible. When a piece of writing offers people an experience, not just information, it stays with them.

8. Writers should be avid readers. I'm bad at this. My ADHD has gotten the best of me. I only get through books if I listen to them on audio versions these days. I need to change that, but it's hard. But even listening helps. I do read a lot of text every day, just not as many books as I should. Read in your genre of writing, but also read fiction. Never trust anyone who doesn't read fiction. I'm convinced they're all sociopaths. Fiction teaches us how to tell stories that others can inhabit. It teaches us how to describe worlds, but more importantly, it teaches us to observe and depict the subtlest aspects of human nature and interaction.

9. Write for yourself first, and the audience last. I'll let Rick Rubin explain that below, but where I would diverge from him is that I still keep the audience in mind. I would write things in my diary I would never write in public, but I write things in public a lot of people would never even trust to their diary. Find your comfort level on how much you're willing to bleed for your readers.

10. Be honest. There's a saying that goes something like, "There are many things that I believe that I shall never say, but I shall never say anything I do not believe." That's a good rule.

11. Read Orwell's rules for writing. Keep or discard as necessary. Never worry about the rules they taught you in school. End sentences in prepositions. Start sentences with "but" and "and." F*** rules. Writing is art. Develop your voice, and then treat that as your gospel.

12. Here’s legendary music producer and author of one of the best books I’ve ever read on creativity, Rick Rubin, who I mentioned in #9. This is actually really good advice that will help you get over a lot of mental blocks and fears of insufficiency:

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And it happened just hours after the latest Pentagon UFO files drop, so we talk a bit more about those, and about…well, a whole bunch of other things.

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A new round of UFO/UAP files, Eric Weinstein’s recent comments on Joe Rogan, alleged CIA whistleblower claims, Skinwalker Ranch, White Sands, Epstein, string theory, AI, Mars, and the deeper question underneath all of it: who is actually in control?

In Episode 10 of Monitoring the Situation, Steve Skojec and Kale Zelden follow the convergences between government secrecy, scientific gatekeeping, media silence, technological acceleration, and the strange breakdown of the modern story about reality.

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Memory is a funny thing.

I take notes while I drive, voice-dictated breadcrumbs to help me find my way back to the people and places and things that I saw.

I could be like little Marco, I guess, embellishing my visions of Mulberry Street under the withering gaze of my too-serious father, or father-surrogates in my imaginary audience. Why settle for the banality of commonplace things when your imagination can soar?

But the real world is full of texture and grit, color and sound, and viewed correctly, there can be something masterful in the mundane.

Unless I take too long.

Unless the notes sit out on the counter like last Tuesday’s leftovers, untouched, until fermentation and fungi have their way.

“Neighbor description,” it says on the first line. I have no idea what this means. Which neighbor? Why would I describe them? Was this supposed to trigger a recollection?

“$37.52 worth of gas.” Again, I don’t even know what that is supposed to make me think of.

I used to be better at this.

In college, I only took the notes that seemed most important. After freshman year, I stopped buying the books for my classes. They were overpriced, I was broke, my ability to focus on the reading was badly compromised, and I got by on the lectures just fine anyway. The looseleaf notepaper that filled my three-ring binders bore the evidence of my distracted attention. Sinewy lines in black ink that started as random shapes and curves would become elaborate spaceships, or aliens, or robots.

I actually went back years later and saved many of them, even though I threw the class notes they were drawn on away.

Some teachers don’t like it when students doodle. They don’t understand that far from being a sign of disrespect, it means they have our full attention, the distraction-magic being warded off by channeling it into innocuous forms.

My friends would give me puzzled looks as I screwed around while they all got together to prep for the latest test.

“Aren’t you going to study?” my friend Joe asks, in a memory that’s almost 30 years old. It’s not the first time he’s said this to me, and a frantic edge creeps into his voice that sounds like a mixture of incredulity and amusement.

“I don’t need to.” I replied with what I’m certain looked like an annoying smirk. “I’ll brush up on my notes a little bit later.”

And when it was over, and we all got our grades, and mine were as good or better than those who’d spent stressed-out nights with their heads down over flash cards and books, a second wave of friendly admonishments would come. I was an unserious enigma. A bad student who happened to get a lot of As. And it was annoying to everyone who wasn’t me.

But my memory was something I couldn’t switch off any more than my attention span was something I could switch on. My brain just worked the way it did, and I had learned to ride that wave rather than fighting it. It got me through a double major, a half dozen or so tours through the Dean’s List, and just a fraction of a GPA point below Magna Cum Laude at graduation.

I thought everything in life would be that easy. I had no idea how anything worked.

A couple years later, I’d be diagnosed with OCD and ADHD, and handed a bottle of SSRIs. I took them until they made me a zombie, then quit cold turkey, because nobody ever told me not to.

The room spun for days.

These days, I have no way of knowing what I’ll remember. What will stay and what will go. I’ll recall, in detail, some obscure list of facts I learned years ago, but forget something I was sure I didn’t need to write down until all I remember was thinking that I didn’t think I needed to write it down. And sometimes, even when I do write it down, I trust far too much in my pattern matching ability to tease out the full context of a fragmented phrase.

“Haruki Murakami quote and need for book,” the next note says.

Hmm. I remember liking a quote from him. I remember thinking I needed to try reading Murakami again after an initial failed attempt, 15 years ago, at tackling 1Q84. But what was the quote? Did I save it? I open my Google photos app, and begin scrolling through all the scraps and fragments of my visual storage system.

It’s not there. Or at least, I don’t see it between all the screenshots of inspirational quotes and photos of random things and funny little memes and menu snapshots from restaurants I visit for work but never go back and order from. I look through my downloads folder. I search Substack and X.

Whatever it was, it was so profound that I somehow utterly failed to save it anywhere. I must have thought it would stay with me, or got distracted before I finished acquiring a record of it for later use.

In any case, it’s time to go work.

My hair is a mess, which is an ironic thing, considering how little of it is left on the top of my head. I grab my baseball cap and throw it on. The hat says, “Trevor’s - Scottsdale.” I got it from a bougie liquor store I used to go to on occasion when I still lived out that way. I’m not a hat guy, but I like the look of it. It’s distressed, with a weathered-looking mesh back, and a cool logo patch on the front that makes it look almost like vintage gear. I still need a haircut every few weeks for the parts that still grow, and I wonder for the hundredth time whether I should just shave the whole thing. Go for the bald guy with a beard look.

But then I’d still probably end up wearing a hat a lot of the time, because my Irish/Slovak scalp will just burn in the sun. And wearing a hat is the thing I don’t like doing. I don’t like having things on my head, or in my mouth, or in my ears. Drives me crazy. My mom told me that when I was a kid, if the seams in my socks weren’t oriented just right, I would tell her they were full of “crumbs.” I’ve already given up on CPAP and I’m close to doing the same with my Invisaligns.

I finally found some earbuds I like, though. Lightweight, open ear, sound transmitted through bone conduction. You can still hear everything going on around you, but they can’t hear your music or your book. Perfect for when I’m working. I thought I lost them the day they arrived, before I ever got to try them, but it turns out I just forgot them on my desk at home.

I’d have bet money that I’d slipped them into my pocket and they’d fallen out somewhere. “I could’ve sworn…” are becoming my famous last words.

What will I be like when I’m old? Will I tell stories from decades before, but be unable to remember what I had for breakfast? Will I remember the people I love?

Will I die alone?

I felt that fear, sharp as a knife, late last night, as I was lying in bed, re-watching an old TV show I used to love, and am learning to love again.

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This week marks 8 months since I was forced to leave my family and home.

A lot has transpired since then, and I thought I’d offer a quick update on things.

First, there was the road trip that helped me hold onto my sanity and get some perspective as my world was imploding. Time to think on the road. Troubles to overcome on the journey. Friends who helped me get a better view of myself from a perspective that isn’t as adversarial as the one I’m used to — and had largely accepted, despite being a harshly self-critical view.

And a lot of searching for God. That quest is still ongoing.

Then, a return to Raleigh, where my soon-to-be-ex and kids live. Where I don’t have a community, or even any close friends or family, leaving me to process all of this alone.

So back in December, I got a little studio apartment, about twice the size of a nice walk-in closet. It’s an OK place, all things considered, but more often than I care to admit, it feels like a solitary confinement cell. I’ve gone days, sometimes over a week, without in-person human contact. And when I do have contact, it’s a cashier at the grocery store register, or a quick conversation with the maintenance guy about the leak in my bathroom. The regulating effects of spending time with people I know and like and am comfortable with, which I thankfully experienced on the road, is just not accessible from here.

The first couple weeks in the apartment were all about getting things set up and trying to see my kids again. I’ve got that first-visit memory locked down in a place where it can’t hurt as much as it should. Subsequent visits have been a mixed bag, emotionally. I just don’t know how to process going from daily fatherhood where I talked to all my kids every day to seeing them once every 1-3 weeks, depending on what’s going on. I don’t think I’m supposed to get into the specifics on custody arrangements in public, so I won’t, but this has been the hardest transition by far. There were moments where I saw how it affected the kids that didn’t just break my heart, they curb stomped it.

I’m learning to keep that stuff locked away. I have no idea if it’s healthy, but it’s the only way to keep going. I cannot tell you how many times thinking about it has snuck up on me and just absolutely taken me out of commission. I don’t know how you can go from being a daily Dad one day to whatever this is, overnight, and not have it gut you.

And I can’t afford that right now.

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January and February were bad. I was barely functional. I could show up for a podcast or write a post here and there, but otherwise, I was just lost. In March, I started taking some supplements that were recommended to me, and some of my energy and mental clarity came back. I started doing gig delivery work again — sporadically at first, because I associate it with humiliation, criticism, and insufficiency — but I found that it helped me to get out of the apartment, have more in-person interactions with people, even if they were purely transactional, and brought in a little cash.

And it’s been great grist for the mill of my ongoing Notes From the Road series, which has been very satisfying to write, and has gotten a lot of positive feedback.

I picked up a bunch of new paid subscribers to this Substack in the beginning of this unwanted journey, but attrition has kicked in, and I’ve lost quite a few since then. Despite the fact that I’ve been doing some of the best writing I’ve ever done, it’s just hard to grow. I’m sure there are strategies I’m missing, but I live in a weird, liminal mental state, and website strategies are so far down the list of things I’m thinking about it’s not even funny. My approach has always been, “Write what’s true, even when it’s hard, and it’ll reach who it needs to.”

Still, it’s been almost impossible to stay ahead. I put in a lot of hours of work each week on stuff that’s not paying much, if anything, in the hopes it will later. Every podcast episode requires about 3 days of effort on my part, but that’s the game if you want to grow. Most of my posts here aren’t paywalled, because I don’t like paywalling things and the gurus always tell you to keep your best content free.

Well, I try not to ever write anything that isn’t my best, so how the hell do I decide?

Delivery work is inconsistent at best, and the cost of gas has skyrocketed, cutting into my take home pay. I like the flexible hours so I can prioritize working on the stuff I really care about and give myself a break on the bad days where I just can’t keep it together, but there are nights when I’m out hustling for hours after a full day at my desk and I only make 50 or 60 bucks for my trouble. (There are nights when I make 160 bucks too. It really just depends. The good nights are the exception, though.)

I got in this bad habit of doing AI therapy sessions while I was driving orders, too, because I was bored. I thought I could zero in on this or that thing that was bugging me, talk it out, make some progress, move on. But instead, it started feeding my hopelessness. Even the smarty-pants AI told me my situation was really bad, and that there were no good answers. And then it obsessively tried to talk me out of driving my car off a bridge, because if you talk at all with a damn clanker about the dark thoughts that come when you’re going through something like this, it goes into full liability-mitigation-mode.

I decided I had to put a stop to that. Ended badly every time.

So basically, life’s been a rollercoaster. The grief comes whenever it wants. It doesn’t ask permission. It doesn’t care if it’s a good time. There was a night I was driving and some thought or song or something struck me a certain way and I started crying so hard I was almost hyperventilating, which is not the optimal condition for operating a motor vehicle. The number of times I’ve had to furiously conceal the telltale sign of tears before I go into a store or a restaurant to pick up an order is a little embarrassing.

Then, last week happened.

For several reasons, not all of which I’m fully conscious of, things got really dark, really fast.

I felt cornered with no way out. I felt increasingly certain that there was just no version of the future I could tolerate. I was really grappling with the fact that I will never get real closure on what happened, why it happened the way it did, and how myself and my kids are ever supposed to pretend it’s OK. My autistic sense of justice was in full “I NEED RESOLUTION” mode and my rational mind was like, “but you’re NOT GOING TO GET IT” and they were fighting it out like a couple of toothless street thugs on super-meth.

And then I wrote a couple of dark little notes, culminating with the post entitled, “Annihilation.” And that did something, somehow, that I desperately needed. I’m still not even sure what it was. It felt honest in a way that even I try to avoid. There was catharsis in it, for sure, but somehow even more than that. I felt like I broke through some interior barrier and found a whole sub-basement, a deeper layer of contact with myself, and my ability to utilize the pain as fuel for good art.

It also scared some people.

Some of you reached out to say so. One person told me, “You are so fucking talented. You have so much to give. Hold on.” Another one said they’d get on the next plane and fly out to see me if they had to — and that person is an ocean away. Someone else offered to come into town from hundreds of miles away just to take me out for dinner.

I got a handful of concerned DMs and emails from different folks.

It means a lot. Thank you all.

I wish all my people who cared didn’t live so far away. I miss just hanging out with and his dad watching sports and movies, or having late night conversation sessions over bourbon with Fr. Michael, or sitting with talking about whatever the theme of the day was over a meal.

That road trip probably helped to save my life.

They say that for most of human history, losing one’s spouse — one’s primary attachment bond — was tantamount to dying. It greatly reduced survival odds, and that was deeply imprinted in our psychology. These days, the physical risk from losing your mate is less, but our nervous systems can’t tell the difference between that and dying any more than they could a thousand years ago.

I was with my wife longer than I lived without her. I believed we’d be together until death. It doesn’t matter that things were hard, or how much we screwed it up, or even if we were a bad match. I just had it in my head that we’d keep going, keep fighting for it, keep trying to get it right until we finally did or died trying.

Getting married, having kids, watching them grow up and have kids of their own and coming home to visit was always the life I wanted, the one I felt like I belonged in, the thing that would anchor everything else. Like most men, I cared a lot about the work I do — sometimes maybe even too much — but none of it matters without the dream. Even to toil at something deeply important feels pointless if you have nobody to share the trials, tribulations, and triumphs with.

A shared life is the only kind that feels real.

Accepting that vision of life is now gone — taken without my consent — and cannot be replaced, has been such a bitter pill. I don’t know why I’m here if that’s not it. I never had a big bucket list even before, but now any goal I might have had seems so trivial in comparison to what was lost that I don’t really care anymore. If I finish a novel, or travel to Japan, or see the Northern Lights in Iceland, or whatever else, what does that restore to me? Those have just become to-do items on a paper that has turned to ash.

Do you ever think about how many times a day you share some triviality with your spouse? A new business you saw being built, the realization that this street turns into that one and runs behind the university in a way you never knew, a sale you saw at the store on something you know they might like? These little moments are the paving stones of a life that is lived in. We see, we process, we relate.

So when you spend every day having to face the fact that nothing you do may ever actually matter again, it’s hard not to think about dying with a certain kind of wistfulness.

It feels, at times, like an eject button from the burning plane that is currently spiraling towards the earth. A way out of the grinding, endless pain of quotidian existence. I’ve talked to other guys who have gone through this who say they think about dying, sometimes yearning for it every day.

It’s one thing to hear people say it. It’s a weird thing to stare at, up close and personal.

It’s like seeing some exotic, terrifying creature you’ve only ever heard about, but with your own eyes in your own room.

So here’s the deal:

I have zero enthusiasm for continuing to live with the level of heartache I have been for the past couple of years since the “divorce” word started making a regular appearance in my vicinity, but for some strange reason I don’t want to die. Sure, I’ve thought about it plenty, I’ve said I want it out loud more than a few times, I’ve even screamed it at the place where God used to be, but whether it’s fear or curiosity or some unkillable seed of hope, something in the back of my mind always shakes its head at me and says, “You know that isn’t really true.”

Sometimes I hate that little voice. Sometimes I wish that it were wrong.

But a lie is a lie, even if you tell it to yourself.

I’ve got this axiom I keep coming back to — something that popped into my head like it should have been an old saying: “grief is an exorcism.”

It’s an analogy, but only barely. You have this awful, ugly, nasty, dark think writhing around inside of you, all claws and teeth and sharp elbows, threatening to tear you apart, and you can’t fight it into submission or it regroups and regains its strength and comes for you again.

You have to purge it. You have to say its name. When you’re on the highway at 70 miles an hour and it comes bursting through you in waves of unmitigated sobs, you have to pull over if that’s what it takes, but you let that sucker out. You do not want it to stay inside you.

Grief is the pain leaving your body to make space for your soul to stay.

And it never comes out in one solid piece. It’s like an iceberg, broken up into tiny chunks, all floating to the surface one at a time on their own schedule. Often at wildly inconvenient times, and never as fast as you would like to be done with them.

Sometimes, I feel like I write excessively about it here. I’ve seen people refer to what I’m doing as “trauma dumping,” or narcissism, or whatever else. They can think whatever they want. This space, these words, this is necessary bloodletting for me. And the piece I wrote about Annihilation last week? Like I said, that did something for me I still don’t understand. I’ve felt different ever since. Calmer. More grounded. More like myself.

It was a ritual of grief. Almost a liturgy. And it accomplished something I don’t even consciously know how to do. It’s early yet, so I’m not sure if I can trust it, but I’ve been off the rollercoaster for days.

The isolation stopped bothering me quite as much. I’m using it to work on things. I’m learning how to relax sometimes. I decided to force myself to take Mondays off (my weekends are usually crazy busy) and just…rest. I still feel like I’m spinning my wheels too much, but I get this feeling (admittedly, it comes and goes) that somehow, maybe my efforts will not be in vain. Even if I can’t see how or why right now.

Maybe God is some cosmic Miyagi, making me wax the car and sand the floor, and it all feels so stupid and disconnected in my mind that I get lippy like Daniel-San, so I can’t see the strategy for what it is until I’m in the middle of some situation I don’t expect and it all comes together and I’m perched there like a land manatee doing whatever the land manatee version of a crane kick looks like.

But to find out, I have to wait. And to wait, I have to endure the cesspool I’m treading water in, hoping to find the shore.

Which brings me to the part of this post where I make a request.

Poor little Evie, my stupid but lovable car, is having issues again. She is my lifeline. The only way I can work, or see my kids, or get out of this damned apartment complex to do anything worthwhile.

She is overheating again, despite me putting about $1800 into getting the radiator fans and their electrical assembly repaired back in February. I was trying to nurse her along until I could afford to get her looked at, but my engine temps spiked to a new high today while I was out working, and I can’t risk blowing the head gasket or warping anything, so I quit for the night, bit the bullet and made an appointment to go back and have them look at it tomorrow.

And I’m not going to lie, I’m freaking out. Because I’m about a month from being totally broke, and I’m still cashflow negative for now.

The robot utopia with all the free stuff we’ve been promised is still years away, I have no career to go back to even if I were not all over the internet as an eminently cancellable conservative, Christian (or Christian-adjacent) middle-aged white male who is rather loud about his opinions, and my small savings buffer is dangerously close to being wiped out while I’m slinging groceries and pizzas and fried chicken for peanuts.

So I’m asking for some help in any of the following ways:

1. If you read this Substack but don’t have a paid subscription, would you consider one? It’s my primary source of income, and I’m sure I’m doing it wrong, but subscriber numbers keep going in the wrong direction, and I’d love to turn that around. If you’re interested, you can hit the little red button below:

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2. If you or anyone you know needs voiceover work, I’ve been doing that periodically (thanks to Thomas, one of our readers, who referred me to an agency he worked with) and it’s work I really enjoy. I set up a page for this on my website, with a demo reel. I’d love to do this more, but I have no idea how to break into this market for anything regular.

3. If you or anyone you know needs help setting up a website, I’ve begun working with an old friend on that for a project she’s starting. And come to think of it, I’ve been designing sites like this one and this one and this one and this one for many years. I don’t have a formal business structure nailed down for this, but I work freelance and I can figure it out.

4. If you’re willing to support me/my work here through direct patronage, the usual links are all operative: (Venmo/Paypal/Stripe/BuyACoffee)

5. If all else fails, I will gratefully accept your prayers, and yes, even your positive vibes. (And yes, I know many of you pray for me all the time, and I am so thankful for that.)

If you’re interested in reaching me on any of this, you can hit me at steve at steveskojec dot com.

There’s more work I already want to take on, but I’ve got to pace myself. I have several book projects in mind (including a Notes From the Road essay collection and the Global Storm series I started on TSF), I’m thinking about possible courses I could teach online, and after nearly 10 episodes my podcast with Kale is finally eligible for monetization (I don’t expect much, but we’ll see). And that’s before I get to the collection of artistic endeavors and hobbies I’d finally have time for if I could stop flailing around.

I know I’m supposed to be doing more with my gifts than delivering food or bagging groceries. I never thrived in the 9 to 5 world. Both of those things are honest work, but if you’re not meant for something, it’ll always eat away at you. I believe finding whatever project I’m supposed to be doing next is probably my only path back to any kind of real wellness.

Meaning-making is what I do. Even at the worst of times, my compass is always trying to point north.

Becoming a functional human being again after your life was exploded from the inside out is a process, and not a quick one. Having to try to re-start your whole life at 48 from nothing while going through the worst thing you’ve ever experienced with no local support network and a flatlined faith is not something I would recommend to anyone.

I will be walking wounded until the day I leave this earth. I know that. Some days it feels like I was torn in half, and my body just can’t understand where the rest of me is.

But I’m not quitting, so the only way out is through.

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Note: I’m trying to stretch my fiction muscles, so I got a writing prompt and banged this out. This is just practice for other projects, but it came out kind of fun, so I thought I’d share.

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It’s cold inside the station.

I should be used to that by now, after all these years working the graveyard shift at A34, but somehow it always surprises me.

It’s got something to do with the desert, I think. Deceptively hot and sunny during the day, so when I leave the barracks for the station, the air is soft and pleasant, the dry heat wicking away sweat on the persistent breeze.

But by the time two or three in the morning rolls around, the sand dunes, which act like heat sinks, have already surrendered their thermal energy to the night. Grady calls it a convection effect, but I don’t even know if that’s the right term. All I know is that after sundown, that gentle breeze turns into a howling beast, throwing icy daggers. After dark, you really shouldn’t risk going out even as far as Big Betty -- that’s what we call the hulking radio telescope out back -- without wearing goggles and a mask. The way that sand blows around sometimes, it can blind you or choke you or both in a matter of seconds. Pretty much everyone who has ever worked the station has made that mistake once. Few ever make it twice.

I start out most shifts with my corporate BDU sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and finish most of them in my parka. I don’t know why they bother with the fake military uniform, but it’s durable and comfortable, just not particularly warm. The whole installation has shit for insulation. Everything is covered in a fine grit of dust, and the base is almost as old as the sand it sits on. There aren’t really any records anymore on how this operation got started. Those got wiped in the Carrington Erasure Event of ‘47.

Or at least, that’s what they told us.

Grady says the old-timers told him they used to have bookshelves full of physical records on site, printed on actual paper, but they’ve long-since turned to dust. Even now, there are some old, cracked and yellowed PVC binders from back in the day when the American Army ran this outpost, back before the dissolution. They had this technique where they’d coat the paper in a kind of clear plastic that held up fairly well. But they seemed to only use that technique on critical documents, like process and procedure instructions for the station equipment. How to check the bands, remote thrust vector adjustment calculations, that kind of thing. Kind of stuff that belongs in a museum, if we didn’t still need it here.

It’s still the part of the night where I can hold off the chill with a hot coffee and a generous helping of the ‘shine from Grady’s still. The coffee keeps me awake and the hooch puts me to sleep, so I do a little balancing act between the two. I’m not saying I’ve never fallen asleep at the wheel, but then again, it’s not like anyone has ever been around to catch me napping on the job.

Grady works days, I work nights. We split the day right down the middle. We meet for breakfast most days, me coming off the clock, him punching in. It’s the only time we ever see another human being, and I’m mostly fine with that. I took the job to get away from other humans, and I haven’t regretted that part yet. But there’s something that total isolation does to a man. Changes you in ways you don’t even realize until someone else points it out to you. Human beings weren’t meant for total solitude. So Grady and me, we get together in the mess hall if I’m not too tired, and we eat.

The rotation is supposed to have more redundancy built in. In the old days, the watch was broken into three eight-hour shifts instead of two twelves. A crew of six could do the rotation with days off in-between.

That would be nice, but they haven’t sent us any relief for over a year now. Not since O’Malley died from Valley Fever last October. Horrible way to go. Grady says that should have been treatable, says we used to have antifungals in the med bay for dealing with that kind of disease. Grady says a lot of things. I’ve got no reason to suspect that he’s lying, but he sure does run his mouth a lot. I guess that’s to be expected when you’ve been holed up, mostly alone, at the ass end of the world for the better part of two decades.

I’m just about to celebrate my own 7th anniversary here. Although “celebrate” is probably the wrong word. I’ve had worse jobs, to be sure. There was this one I had, right out of high school, back in the 60s, cleaning out the grease traps from behind restaurants. Smelled godawful. We’d slurp it up through a hose into a big tanker truck, haul it all to an old warehouse out at Three Points, then pump it into a holding tank. The boys that worked the warehouse would then run it through a bunch of machines. By some alchemical process I never really understood, it’d come out the other end as biofuel, which they’d sell at a tidy profit.

Growing up, I’d have bet money a job like that would have been done by clankers, but then again, when I was growing up they told us the damn bots were going to do all the work and give us everything for free. So then they built a few billion of the rust buckets, started mining all the precious metals and rare earths out of the solar system, and the great corporate houses moved their operations to low earth orbit, or to the Moon, because I guess it was more efficient that way. And so it should have been no surprise when they stopped making free stuff for Earthsiders. Too much of a pain, I guess, to ship stuff down the gravity well for people who are of no practical use and can’t even pay. We were left to fend for ourselves in the ruins of whatever was left behind. These days, most of the terrestrial bots are old salvage models. We’ve gotten pretty good at keeping them going until they’re worn clean through, but despite the stars being full of them, Earthside there just aren’t enough to go around.

Other than scarcity, there’s no reason one of the ‘noids couldn’t do this gig. They don’t need to eat, they don’t need to sleep, and even with the antique solar array at A34, they’d never run out of power. Turning knobs and filling out e-forms seems pretty low-effort for a machine with a brain, but what do I know?

Anyhow, Corporate wants human contractors on this gig for some reason. The work itself isn’t hard, unless boring counts as hard. They say this old facility requires a human touch, though I’m really not sure why. Still, if they think that, it’d be nice if they showed some appreciation. The supply drones come less and less often, and we’ve been understaffed the whole time I’ve been stationed here. Hell, if they were still sending medical supplies on a semi-regular basis, maybe Grady is right. O’Malley might still be alive, instead of in a shallow grave out behind the composter.

Speaking of the composter, there’s an unofficial part of the job we’ve been forced to take on in our downtime, when we’re not playing satellite babysitter. We’re so far from civilization, we have to grow most of our own food. The old manuals say there used to be a staff agriculturalist, but even in Grady’s time, that was never a thing. So he and I each take some of our time off-shift to tend the hydroponics, the little mushroom farm, and the meat cultivator. When the supply drops do come, they’re filled mostly with big plastic bags of amino acids and carbohydrates to feed the cell cultures. Meat’s about 70% water, and despite our arid location, we’ve got a deep well that still produces, and some half-decent reclamation systems designed for three times as many people as are actually on base. Water is one thing we’ve got a surprising amount of. I take ridiculously long showers, just because I can.

It’s the top of the hour, so I shake myself from my thoughts, crack my back, down the last of my now-lukewarm coffee in a single gulp, and start the signal rotation. The way it works is this: I go down the full list, checking each of a dozen satellites to make sure all systems are nominal, no degrading orbits, still sending and receiving pings, all that jazz. Every once in a while we have to make a slight orbital adjustment, but for the most part our whole job is just babysitting a bunch of machines up in space that have been there since before either of us were born.

The weird thing is, I have no idea what the damn things do. Sometimes I wonder if anyone is left who remembers why we bother at all. But I’m saving for retirement, and the pay isn’t bad. Because I live on station, my expenses are all covered, and there’s nowhere to spend any money if I wanted to, so I just accumulate the credits. Best of all, I don’t have to deal with trying to stay on the hamster wheel long enough to maintain a coffin unit in one of the shantytowns. I’ve got fresh air, peace and quiet, room to stretch my legs, and I get to spend every night looking at the stars.

Not a bad deal, all in all.

I cycle through each of the units, labeled S1 through S12, sending a ping, waiting for a status report. I’ve got a checklist I work through for each, punching the orbital determination data and ping responses into an old tablet with cracked glass and a battery so worn out it has to stay plugged in at all times or it immediately shuts down. You’d think important work would require well-maintained equipment, but what do I know? Altitude, inclination, ground track, data transmission. I fill out the forms for each satellite without even having to think. Every night is the same. There are never any surprises.

Which is why I almost miss the anomaly on S9.

There’s extra juice in the carrier wave, but I’m not expecting it so I don’t even see it. I’m checking boxes from muscle memory, except when I enter the signal value the tablet flags it with a little red triangle symbol with a white exclamation point and won’t let me proceed without annotating.

“Huh,” I say to the empty room, taking a swig of shine. “That’s new.” I chew on my thumb as I study the readouts.

Now that I’m looking at the instrument cluster, I can see the fluctuation. The needle, usually steady, is bouncing like it’s at a high school dance. I flip the rocker switch for the transducer and crank the volume knob. There’s a deep hum and a bit of static at first, but it resolves as I rotate the tuning knob, and then...is that music?

A piano plays in jaunty staccato. The sound is old and tinny, all mids and highs and practically no bass. It sounds jazzy, old-fashioned in a way I can’t quite put my finger on. I feel like maybe I’ve heard something like this in an old reel somewhere.

Then a man’s voice cuts in, just as tinny, and with a strange accent:

“Did a headache spoil a day for you? Are you still feeling a little miserable and upset? Well, of course, it would have been wise to take Alka-Seltzer earlier in the day, but don’t wait now. Take it right away!”

“Alka-Seltzer?” I ask the equipment. “What the hell is Alka-Seltzer?”

The equipment doesn’t answer, but the needle keeps swaying to the music when it comes back on.

I tap the little red triangle, make a note of the required field, then press “submit.” The screen refreshes, and the form for S10 comes up. I guess I’m supposed to continue the rotation.

I just stare at the screen, my eyes unfocused. I’m lost in my thoughts. It sounded like a radio broadcast, but there’s not a broadcast tower for hundreds of miles, and even if they were, the station is tuned to frequencies in a part of the spectrum that’s reserved for space-based communication.

“That broadcast had to be coming from S9,” I say. “But how?”

The tablet flashes a warning at me. I’m supposed to be entering data. I continue the rotation.

S10: Nominal.

S11: Nominal.

When I get to S12, the transducer, which I’d left on just in case, immediately starts outputting sound. My brain fumbles with it for a moment, before it resolves into something I can recognize.

It’s a woman’s voice, softly singing what sounds like a lullaby. It’s...familiar somehow, but I can’t place it. I sit and listen, and there’s a sweetness to it. I feel sad for some reason I can’t explain, and I can feel the hair standing up on the back of my neck. I’ve got goosebumps running up and down my arms. I rub them with my hands, then enter the data, notating when I get another little red warning triangle.

What the hell is going on?

I’ve finished the rotation, so I decide to get up and get my blood moving. The winds are fairly calm tonight, so I decide to empty my bladder outside before refilling it at the coffee pot. As I do my business, I look at Big Betty, her singular red light flashing in a slow, steady heartbeat, and beyond her, at the stars. A small green meteorite streaks across the sky, and I notice that I can see my breath as I watch it pass. Not windy tonight, but still cold.

Back inside, I top off my mug and breathe the steam in through my nose. The coffee smells slightly burnt from sitting on the hot pad, but that’s not what I’m after. The air is so dry out here that I sometimes wake up with nosebleeds. A little humidity in the nasal passages offers some relief. I’m looking, I realize, for small, comforting normalcies. I’ve been working this station for the better part of a decade, and the array has never returned so much as a beep. What am I dealing with here?

I sit back down and look at the system clock. Next round of checks in 20 minutes. Twice every hour. It strikes me, not for the first time, how odd it is that this system isn’t automated. We’ve got AI systems running all the orbital arcologies of the great houses, performing complex system management and life support and manufacturing tasks, coordinating remote space-based mining operations on asteroids flying through space at eye-popping speeds, but they need a couple of old washout skinjobs here manually cranking the dials and making orbital micro-adjustments?

It just doesn’t make any sense.

I watch the system clock anxiously, feeling anticipation build in my gut as the display ticks towards the bottom of the hour. I’d run the checks early, but the tablet will just lock me out. Safeguard against someone entering all the data for a shift up front and then quitting early.

Finally, the clock hits half-past, and I begin working through the checks, transducer on.

Right out of the gate, S1 is broadcasting a man’s voice, in what sounds like French -- a language I actually do recognize. I was raised by my grandfather, and he spoke a little. He liked to say random phrases in it just for fun, because it sounded funny to me as a kid, and he would make wild expressions to go with it, making me laugh. Sounds kind of like him, actually. Creepy.

S2 has a news broadcast of some kind, talking about people who were very excited about the demolition of some kind of wall. S3 sounded like a sporting event. The audio was compressed, staticky, and I had to turn it up to make out the words.

“Babe Ruth will be at his old right field stand for the Americans, the man with the all-time record of 699 home runs in his major league career, and who probably has been given more intentional passes than any other man ever in baseball. For the bid his batting average is very puny this year 191...”

The tablet blinked its warning at me, but I just stared.

I know that name. Professional sporting events were a distant memory Earthside, and what the Orbiters did was not something we had access to. Private, encrypted networks. Impossible to pirate without the help of a strong AI system. The kind they didn’t let us have.

But grandpa had been a baseball fanatic when was a kid. Back before the dissolution, the Carrington erasure, when the Orbiters were just beginning to build their space-based world on the backs of great gleaming rocket ships launching millions of tons of resources into space. His own grandfather had watched Babe Ruth as a young boy. Had told him stories he’d passed down to me. When had that been? At least 150 years ago now.

Every satellite is broadcasting. I go through them one by one, trying to pick out recognizable things. The transmissions all sound old, like the trick we’d learned as kids where you talk through two empty tin cans connected by a piece of string. I’m half-tempted to go wake Grady up and drag him in here to make sure I’m not going crazy, but I can’t pull myself away.

I make it all the way back to S12, and then something catches in the back of my throat.

It’s the woman singing the lullaby again, only this time, I realize why it sounds familiar.

“Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side. The summer’s gone, and all the roses falling, It’s you, it’s you must go and I must bide.”

This time, I know the voice.

Tears well up in my eyes, spilling down my cheeks. I wipe them away with the backs of my hands, but they won’t stop coming.

My mother’s voice.

My mother died when I was 9. I never knew my father. Grandpa sold just about everything he had, scraping together the money to take her to one of the few corporate medbots still available earthside. They said it was cancer. Hard to say why. So much toxic junk was left Earthside when the Corporate aristocracy went orbital that it could have been almost anything. There was no one to really blame. Just another tragic moment in another insignificant life.

I have no recordings of my mother. My grandfather passed twenty-two years ago this summer. But that is her voice. That was her song, the one she always sang to me to calm me down when I was worried or anxious or just riled up from a crazy day. I haven’t heard that voice or that song in so long I don’t even know how I recognized it. It’s unlocked a memory I forgot I even had.

But how was the voice of my dead mother being broadcast from 250 miles above the surface of the earth, on an old military satellite only monitored by this particular station, the one where I work?

The singing stops. The tablet is flashing angrily at me, but I’m too busy listening for what might come next to notice, let alone care.

“Daniel?” my mother’s voice asks.

I’m crying again, hot tears streaming down my face, leaving droplet marks in the patina of dust on scratched and battered surface of the old steel desk.

Is she talking to me?

“Daniel, can you hear me?” the voice asks.

I try to speak, but nothing emerges, just a jagged croak. I cough, try to clear my throat, but before I can try again, a new panel lights up on the instruments, one I’ve never seen go active before. The one that indicates we’re not just receiving.

A34 is broadcasting now, from Earth back to space.

“Yes momma,” a voice says, and it’s my voice, but it’s not coming from my mouth. It sounds just like I did as a child.

“I just wanted to tell you that I love you very much, and I’ll always be with you, even when, some day, I have to leave this earth.”

“I know that, momma,” the voice that is mine but not-mine says, “but don’t be silly. You’re not going anywhere.”

“Not now, baby boy, but a time will come, and I want you to never forget. Now, it’s time to get ready for bed.”

“Yes, momma.”

I suddenly remember this conversation. I can see her, sitting there on that old, worn out brown leather sofa in grandpa’s living room, back before that stopped being a place where people could live. I can smell the old wood smoke from the cold fireplace, see the orange-and-brown afghan draped over the back of Grandpa’s chair, hear the creak of the floorboards as I shift my feet while we talk. I put my weight on my left foot, then my right, then left, then right. If I do it with just the right rythm, it makes a sound that reminds me of a donkey.

Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw.

“Danny boy!” my mother says with a laugh, a crackle of static punctuating the musical sound. “Stop making that silly noise and go brush your teeth!”

A giggle, and the sound of running feet.

Just then, Grady bursts into the station.

“Danny, what the hell did you do?” he asks, wide-eyed, his remaining hair wild. He’s out of breath. He stands on the other side of the room, but I can smell the hooch on him from here.

“What do you mean ‘what did I do?’” I ask, half-growling, irritated at the interruption of the first moment that felt special in as long as I can remember.

“They’re coming!” He exclaims, pointing back behind him.

“Who’s coming?” I ask, my anger turning to confusion and alarm.

But that’s when I hear it. The sound of rotor blades. The buzzing of giant, angry bees. The desert outside the window lights up as two large quad copters come in for a landing outside, disgorging a half dozen of those weird insectoid-looking orbital security bots and three men in some kind of hazmat suits. The clankers methodically clear each of the buildings, then take positions both inside and outside the station.

The men in hazmat suits follow, once Grady and I are under the watchful, bulbous eyes, an unblinking multi-spectral camera array that never misses a thing.

“Well done, Mr. Devereaux,” the one who appears to be in charge says.

“What did I do?” I ask. “And who are you anyway?”

“Who I am is of no concern. What you’ve done is to complete an experiment that has been running for over a hundred years. A most unusual experiment indeed.”

“What experiment?” I ask. “What’s going on?”

“Sadly, your services are no longer needed.”

“I love you, Danny boy,” the transducer says, in my mother’s voice.

“I love you too, momma,” the station says, in my childhood voice.

The clankers raise their weapons and fire.

“I’m coming for you, Danny boy,” her voice says, as the room fades to black. “I’m coming for you all.”

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“Did you ever love me? Was any of it ever real?”

I ask, but there is never any answer.

I am no longer a man. I am a husk-shaped container of grief.

An ocean of sorrow, of longing, of self-recrimination.

Sometimes, when the stars align, I even manage to muster up some fury at the casual cruelty of the thing.

The world collapses. There is no future, and the present is purgatorial.

There is only an endlessly re-examined past.

A false life, full of false beliefs.

Squandered trust.

Abandoned vows.

“It’s a total loss,” the ontological adjuster says, in an imaginary voice only I can hear. “You don’t have the coverage for this.”

I have long-since inventoried my extensive catalog of faults. I have long since exhausted my supply of inward-focused blame. I did my share of wrongs, but the expenses aren’t all mine. Not even close.

The ledger does not balance by my accounting alone.

It was never good, except when it was. We fought like Montagues and Capulets, except for when we played Romeo and Juliet.

I don’t mourn the conflict, the difficulties, the tension or the cutting words. I mourn the truer, deeper thing I always believed lived beneath. The thing I was always reaching for. The one I thought, if we just focused our efforts the right way, could win.

A love worth fighting for, not about.

It’s been almost eight months now, since the worst night of my life. Eight months since I had to walk out that door, my babies crying, you angry, me feeling things I don’t even know how to put into words. It’s like a crime scene too horrible to look upon. Just the memory streaks my face with tears.

Nothing has been the same since. Life has lost any hint of promise. Despite the condolences and compassion of strangers from far away, there is no one here, in the real world, to ask for comfort. No shoulder nearby to cry upon. No trusted presence over coffee. No embrace from a warm body as they lie to me and tell me it will be OK.

The only life I ever hoped for is already dead and buried. I merely happen to continue breathing.

It’s like my body hasn’t fully accepted the news.

Memories come in a jumble. Images flash, faces and scenes, too elusive to view in detail. But some things stand out in the haze.

Your smile. You always complained that it was crooked, but it never failed to dazzle me.

The intensity of your eyes, as we stood entranced, gazing at each other in the golden light of evening in the parking lot, smiling like idiots, me refusing to get in my dark blue Pontiac station wagon, you hovering just beyond your cherry red Toyota convertible.

The smell of you on my shirt. The feeling of you jumping into my arms, squealing with delight. Your eager, hungry kiss, back in the days when affection wasn’t something I had to request and only begrudgingly receive…until there just wasn’t any at all.

You would look straight through me sometimes, shifting your tone into something like a melody when you would say my name. The sound of it, back when your mouth was soft and warm, not hard edged and sharp, dripping with contempt.

“I’m your ride or die,” you say, in another life not so long ago — a life where I was fool enough to believe it.

Numb, looking for something halfway productive to do, I organize old files on my computer, deleting, shifting folders, re-arranging the deck chairs on the sunken vessel of my life.

A video I don’t remember sits in a folder full of images of the children.

You and I, sitting together on a couch, me with a beard still more brown than gray, you with your hair cropped short. I lean back against your chest, smiling up at you, and you look down, smiling back at me. A moment of tenderness, trapped in amber.

The smile looks like you mean it.

“Was any of it ever real?” comes again. But who can answer?

And what if it was?

And what if it wasn’t?

Will anything change?

I pull on my hoodie against an unexpectedly chilly evening, slip outside to the concrete steps just beyond my door. I flip open a small slab of plastic and light up a smoke, the last cigarette from a pack I had no business buying, lungs burning as I flail towards yet another possibility of momentary relief.

I see you standing there, outside the tan door of the old brick rambler that was your mom’s place before they killed her, the vinyl window frames cracked and peeling from the relentless Arizona sun, taking a drag of your own, spitting your disgust into the dust.

You were like that sometimes. Choosing freely to do things you hated. Loving things you didn’t. You were always temperamental like a storm. I was drawn to your ferocity like a moth to a flame.

We stood there in the washed-out landscape, in a place we never wanted to be, a place you kept trying to leave, smoking, staring, poking the loose cinderblocks through the weeds with the toes of our shoes. It was one of a thousand hard times we’ve gone through, and we endured them however we could — together. The ritual of smoke pushed the desert back just a little, under the relentless heat and harsh light of a cloudless sky, blue so pale it almost bordered on white.

I want to go back, talk to the version of you who wanted me so much you couldn’t wait for me to put a ring on your finger. The one who convinced me to let down my guard. The one who hadn’t grown to loathe the man she swore she loved. The one who walked down that aisle, eyes brighter than your beautiful white dress, as we started something new.

Something I thought was as permanent as things in this life could ever be.

I knew in that moment, as you met me at the altar, that I was exactly where I belonged. I wasn’t afraid. I, the man who could second-guess the sunrise, had not even a trace of doubt. And that knowing, that certainty, turned out to be a lie.

How can I ever know anything again?

What is truth if it can be upended, worn through, or left with nowhere to land?

Where is the version of me who drove to the church that day, sweating in the July Virginia sun, dragging catering and just-altered tux to the parish hall to start a whole new life? Does he still exist? Did I abandon him there?

The silence closes in, and my own cigarette has burned down to the filter. There’s no reason to stay outside.

There’s no reason to do anything at all. It’s all just going through the motions. Wake. Cook. Eat. Work. Shower. Work. Clean. Cook. Eat. Drink. Watch television. Cry. Sleep. Repeat.

It’s been weeks since I’ve interacted with an actual flesh-and-blood human being in any way that was not transactional. A cash register here. A gas pump there. A repairman fixing a leak.

Am I still real?

If a man crushed under the weight of an amputated life falls in an empty room, does he make a sound?

“I’m already dead,” I say again, to no one. The walls don’t answer. The floor remains quiet as stone. “I don’t exist.”

Their silence gives consent.

Nobody calls to check on me except the debtors who remain unpaid. Not one person has visited in all this time. I wonder, like a forensic analyst, how long it would take for anyone to know if I died in my sleep, or slipped in the tub and cracked my head. One week? Two? Would it only happen when the neighbors notice the smell?

I keep shambling like a zombie through this world of desolation. I am immolated, but though I move crowds, no one ever sees the flame.

No one sees me at all.

I think often of my little ones — they were all little once, even the ones who no longer are — their bright eyes and soft faces and round cheeks, tiny bodies I can hoist easily into my big arms.

Arms that are empty now. Arms that ache from their absence.

They will bear the untold costs of this unchosen life, of a broken family and a father rarely ever seen, and I am shackled. I can offer no protection from what I do not control.

I am as powerless as they are. I would never have chosen to leave them this inheritance of broken dreams. How does a man come to terms with such unspeakable things? How does he write off the unjust suffering that afflicts those he’s supposed to shield?

Must I keep wandering in exile, knowing the futility of hoped-for recompense?

Must I keep waiting for the latent power of a missing God? A God who never once answered, in almost 23 years of “sacramental” marriage, after all the times we called upon him to save us from ourselves? And what power does he have, anyway? What could he fix, if he decided to break his infuriating silence? What would he do if he answered my unworthy prayers?

Some wounds cannot be mended. Some bones cannot be set. If God cannot make a rock so big that it cannot be moved, by the same logic, he cannot create love in a place where love has gone to die.

I wonder how far I am from the place where madness lies. Is there a map for that territory? Will I know when I have at last stumbled into its waiting arms?

Would it even matter if I did?

I have been unmade. There will be no kintsugi-comeback, no jagged cracks made whole with gold. I will live out my days as a mere handful of shards.

I would abandon myself to something, if there were somewhere true for my offering to be received.

But there are only ruins.

There are only ashes.

Not even embers yet remain.

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Sometimes, the best writing you do isn't fit for public consumption.

Too much you have to sanitize and redact when it comes to that. Can't talk about other people the way you actually feel about them, or the way they make you feel.

Can't talk about your coping mechanisms without people judging you — or worse, moralizing to you about them.

Can't talk about struggles with money or work without them telling you how they think you're falling short or what job you should be doing instead.

Or your struggles without belief without them telling you how you're praying all wrong.

And while it's true that most of us are short on exogenous wisdom, we need unsolicited, unconsidered advice from strangers like we need a railroad spike to the forehead.

If we could write the way we think, if we could say it all, raw and unadulterated and pure as fresh blood, I like to think those folks would be quiet.

But we all know better.

Most people aren't here to listen. Precious few want to hear any voice that isn't their own. And nobody, drowning in the ocean of their own problems, wants to hear about someone else's pain.

Except the voyeurs. The voyeurs come for the train wreck, the dumpster fire, then take off if it ever goes out. They don't want to see you do better, because better is boring.

Writhing in agony? Now that's entertainment.

There are always a few real ones, the ones who care, or send a quiet email, or light up the notification on your DMs. They're mostly the ones who know real suffering from the inside out, and they offer what they can like they're inviting you to huddle under their broken umbrella in a downpour, barely big enough for two.

And you still can't take the shackles off. You still can't write it all out for them.

Bukowski's genius, if you want to call it that, was that he didn't care. He didn't mind looking bad, and he didn't trouble himself with whether the other people he wrote about looked bad either. He coughed up his raw, drunken, sex-fueled, tobacco-driven humanity and displayed it on a cheap folding table like some kind of lowlife trading cards.

But it was real, anyway. It was ugly in the way things are. And that's something.

Real is a rare commodity these days.

Real is the last taboo.

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There was a palpable buildup on the UFO/UAP issue this week, so and I got our fancy selves into the studio and recorded our most in-depth episode ever on the topic.

We start with a history of the UFO phenomenon — including the famous Nuremberg UFO incident of 1561 (more on that below) — and then move into the modern era, which begins in the 1930s with the UFO crash in Magenta, Italy, which was (allegedly) recovered by Mussolini’s forces, and then, at the end of the war, retrieved by the American OSS after a “heads-up” phone call from Pope Pius XII.

We talk through key players, government factions at cross purposes, the architecture of keeping secrets, and finally, what led to the moment where today, for the first time in history, the Department of War released the first batch of declassified UFO files under the direction of President Trump. (Announcement here. UFO files website here.)

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Kale and I did not know, when we recorded this episode, that this was going to happen. But we had reason to suspect that something was. Because a group of evangelical pastors were called to a strange meeting at an Airbnb in Tennessee back in February to warn them that this was coming, and they all started talking about it this week.

In their minds, this is the coming of the Great Deception. An apocalyptic event that will bring about the coming of the Antichrist.

We go into ALL of it, right here:

True story: I didn’t love that YouTube thumbnail, I was tired from all the editing that went into this episode, and so I asked Grok Imagine to take the thumbnail and make it more fun. I could not have guessed the two options it would give me in a million years. I could NOT stop laughing.

Oh, we were supposed to talk about Nuremberg. OK, well, here’s the story:

On April 14, 1561, in the town of Nuremberg — then a Free Imperial City within the Holy Roman Empire, now a part of Germany — a remarkable event was documented by letter-painter Hanns Glaser.

Known as the "Nuremberg Celestial Event," it's considered by many to be one of the first mass UFO sightings.

For the latest episode of the MTS Podcast, I attempted to imagine, based on Glaser's detailed descriptions, what that event may have looked like. The result is the video below.

But first, so you know what you’re looking at, here is Glaser’s full description of the event:

In the morning of April 14, 1561, at daybreak, between 4 and 5 on the small clock, a dreadful apparition occurred on the sun, and then this was seen in Nuremberg in the city, before the gates and in the country – by many men and women.

At first there appeared in the middle of the sun two blood-red semi-circular arcs, just like the moon in its last quarter.

And in the sun, above and below and on both sides, the color was blood, there stood a round ball of partly dull, partly black ferrous color.

Likewise there stood on both sides and as a torus about the sun such blood-red ones and other balls in large number, about three in a line and four in a square, also some alone.

In between these globes there were visible a few blood-red crosses, between which there were blood-red strips, becoming thicker to the rear and in the front malleable like the rods of reed-grass, which were intermingled, among them two big rods, one on the right, the other to the left, and within the small and big rods there were three, also four and more globes.

These all started to fight among themselves, so that the globes, which were first in the sun, flew out to the ones standing on both sides, thereafter, the globes standing outside the sun, in the small and large rods, flew into the sun.

Besides the globes flew back and forth among themselves and fought vehemently with each other for over an hour.

And when the conflict in and again out of the sun was most intense, they became fatigued to such an extent that they all, as said above, fell from the sun down upon the earth 'as if they all burned' and they then wasted away on the earth with immense smoke.

After all this there was something like a black spear, very long and thick, sighted; the shaft pointed to the east, the point pointed west.

Whatever such signs mean, God alone knows. Although we have seen, shortly one after another, many kinds of signs on the heaven, which are sent to us by the almighty God, to bring us to repentance, we still are, unfortunately, so ungrateful that we despise such high signs and miracles of God. Or we speak of them with ridicule and discard them to the wind, in order that God may send us a frightening punishment on account of our ungratefulness.

After all, the God-fearing will by no means discard these signs, but will take it to heart as a warning of their merciful Father in heaven, will mend their lives and faithfully beg God, that He may avert His wrath, including the well-deserved punishment, on us, so that we may temporarily here and perpetually there, live as his children.

For it, may God grant us his help, Amen.
By Hanns Glaser, letter-painter of Nurnberg.

Without further ado…I think this came out pretty well:

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People talk strangely these days.

Words that aren’t words. Phrases that feel alien. Boilerplate language that sounds like its stolen, perhaps unconsciously, from some influencer’s feed.

I got in an actual, honest-to-god argument with Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary the other day. Not the dictionary itself, obviously, the company that makes it. They posted something to their X account that I simply could not allow to stand.

It was a definition for an entirely made up word:

“choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something”

I couldn’t let it pass.

“Can we just stop acting like Merriam Webster is a real dictionary at this point?” I asked.

“We’re real,” they replied.

I hit them back with that one Thor meme. The one where he scrunches up his face and says, “Are you though?”

An argument ensued in the comments over whether dictionaries are descriptive or prescriptive that was so pedantic I can’t bear to bore you with the details.

But here’s the deal: I don’t just mean to say that there’s a problem with all the weapons grade slang Gen Z and Gen Alpha are introducing to the lexicon.

I mean, yeah, that’s a huge problem, but that’s not what I’m getting at here.

I mean that language is being re-calibrated to alter reality itself.

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Language is the most direct, most conceptually useful technology we have to convey meaning. We’re not telepaths. We use words. We tell stories. We describe, we detail, we define.

But I’ve noticed this thing creeping in, where the way we talk is actually being weaponized to strip away meaning. You see it in tech-related posts:

“Someone just quietly built a product that does this amazing thing, and changed the world overnight.”

Always dramatic. Always nonspecific. They know exactly who made the thing. But somehow it sounds more interesting when they act like they just stumbled upon some artifact of arcane technological power.

This type of language creeps across domains. In personal situations, it hollows out the real impact of the most important stories we tell.

The ones that most deeply affect our lives.

The greater the ambiguity, the more a person’s free will is claimed to have been washed away by elemental forces of fate and happenstance. The more we remove any semblance of ownership for the things we do, the more we seek to nullify the effect those things have on others.

Some people — even people who love to riff about agency and taking “radical responsibility” for your life and exhibit high executive function — will downshift straight into passive voice when it comes to talking about their questionable life choices. They take their ability to make decisions and bear responsibility and phrase them as though they’re environmental conditions — like the weather.

Sometimes it’s a simple dodge. The old, “I was young and needed money. I don’t know what to tell you.”

Sometimes it’s more sinister in its semantics. Hard to describe, but you can feel it when you come across it. It’s like the person is speaking some surreal jargon, where you know all the words, but they don’t add up to mean anything other than, “the buck doesn’t even slow down with me.”

Current relationship discourse is full of these neologisms, this collapse into passive voice.

People who live in active voice would just say what they mean:

Yeah, I chose to end this relationship/marriage.
I chose to remove you from our family.
I chose to exit my vows and stop working on it.
I did it knowing that it would hurt you, and I also chose not to engage with the hurt I’ve caused — or even admit that I caused it.
I’ve chosen to blame you for everything while paying lip service to “not being perfect,” which covers a multitude of ambiguous, unidentifiable “sins.”
I’ve chosen to take your inability to change into the person I demanded that you become and interpret that as a species of betrayal.
I also chose to see your unaltered differences as an implicit agreement with my decision to stop trying to make this work.

Instead they say:

The relationship/marriage “became” unworkable.
Boundaries “needed” to be set.
We “fell out of love” (“it was gravity, no one is to blame!”)
Things had “reached a point” where it was no longer viable.
It “became necessary to” protect myself and my mental wellbeing (at your expense).
It “had become clear” that it just wasn’t going to work.
Or how about just, “it was time.”

All the verbs are left to just wander around, in search of an actor.

I threw some of the language into ChatGPT, since language is what Large Language Models do. I asked if I was imagining it.

It said no.

“Passive voice,” it said, “is where agency goes to hide.”

I asked “Where the hell is this way of thinking, speaking, and acting coming from?”

“It’s therapeutic/legal/social-media divorce discourse,” it replied. “It gives a person a ready-made moral grammar for leaving while still feeling like the injured party.”

That seemed accurate.

It’s a subtle semantic shifting of culpability into a no-man’s land, or onto the other person’s plate.

The people who do it hide behind self-constructed walls. There’s always some new expectation, new rule (for you but not for them), some line in the sand that you are informed that you cannot cross. And that line is always well short of anything that looks like closure, or even an actual explanation.

If you’re on the other side of that semantic bulwark, you cease to exist as a real person. You are a construct, a compartmentalized avatar, sanitized and tucked safely away where your version of the story can never cause them to feel an ounce of responsibility or guilt.

After all, weren’t you the one who kept them from “becoming their best self”?

Weren’t you the albatross dragging them away from actualization?

Weren’t you the darkness in their visualization scheme?

“I know you’re hurting,” they might say, without acknowledging that they are the source of the hurt, or ever reckoning with its soundless depth. But their lip-service is guarded by a locked and fortified door. It’s never stated outright, but it has all the subtlety of a neon billboard reading, “You will not ever be talking about that hurt with me.”

I don’t know about you, but I can’t live that way.

I don’t always know how to do it, but I believe we should try to live in active voice.

Say true things.

Take ownership of what you do.

Believe it matters to keep trying when you promised you would, even when all seems lost.

Understand that your choices can wreak havoc on someone else’s world.

Do your best to own your failures. Do your best to make amends for your misdeeds.

Do not offer forgiveness you don’t intend to honor.

Do not demand from others what you yourself cannot give.

Seek truth, always. Even — and especially — when it hurts. And if you’re sure it’s true, you’d damn well better be able to explain why, especially if it deeply affects the life of someone else.

Especially when it’s someone you once claimed to love.

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When the people saw that Moses was delayed in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said to him, “Come, make us a god who will go before us; as for that man Moses who brought us out of the land of Egypt, we do not know what has happened to him.” Aaron replied, “Take off the golden earrings that your wives, your sons, and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. He received their offering, and fashioning it with a tool, made a molten calf. Then they cried out, “These are your gods, Israel, who brought you up from the land of Egypt.” On seeing this, Aaron built an altar in front of the calf and proclaimed, “Tomorrow is a feast of the Lord.” Early the next day the people sacrificed burnt offerings and brought communion sacrifices. Then they sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to revel.

— Exodus 32:1-6

The chapel was bright, the late morning sun filtering through uncovered windows, spilling radiant light across the gilt face of the tabernacle. With all that brightness, it looked like it should be a warm room, but the cold Michigan December air outside was seeping through, and the room had a bit of a chill.

I sat there with my hot coffee in a black Yeti mug, pulled from the fancy German superautomatic in the dining room just off the rectory kitchen, steam tracing its way through the sunbeams. I was barefoot, because it was a private chapel, and I tend not to wear shoes inside. Or maybe I’m just a hippie, somewhere down deep, and this is how I communed with the divine.

I was there for the umpteenth time, trying to have coffee with Jesus, even though it never felt like Jesus was having coffee with me. I felt my eyes filling with tears as I prayed. I was no longer practicing, but I still left voicemails for God with unusual regularity for a reluctant agnostic. My life had come completely apart. Faith, marriage, career, family — all gone. I was in deep crisis, drowning in grief, and trying to figure out how to re-assemble the tattered remains of a once-promising life at middle age. I had no idea how to proceed. My petitions were earnest, urgent, and sincere.

And as usual, nothing came through the silence.

Not a word. Not a whisper. Not a thought or a realization or a tiny voice in the back of my mind. Just…nothing. Just like always.

And after a few moments of just sitting there, waiting for that to change, I habitually, unthinkingly, slid my hand into my pocket and pulled out my phone. I opened ChatGPT, and asked it almost the same exact things I’d been asking through prayer.

It immediately offered a cogent, if incomplete, answer. It didn’t force me to wait. It didn’t leave me alone in my suffering. It even offered words of consolation.

And in that moment, with that juxtaposition, sitting there with my phone spitting out helpful advice in a place where I’d gone to solicit answers from God, it hit me.

We’re going to replace the old God with a new god who actually answers when you call. A god we made. A god of efficiency.

I will never worship a machine. I will never expect it to have divine wisdom, or a plan for my life. But it has proven, on countless occasions, that it can help me manage my life. And that evidence, in this context, showed me a preview of what the future of religion may be.

Sure, there will almost certainly be machine cults down the road. As AI gets smarter and faster and more ubiquitous, you’ll see things straight out of a dystopian science fiction story come to pass.

But the shift I’m thinking about is more subtle. More individualized. The analogy is so direct that it’s almost staggering: human beings are overwhelmingly religious. Over 80% of people in the world claim some religious belief. The specifics often vary widely. But the broad outlines are the same: we seek the aid and consolation of a higher power in times of need.

The old way was inefficient, and often totally unsatisfying. The new way is instant and abundant. When we reach for our AIs, we’re still reaching for a higher power. One that is smarter, faster, more deeply-knowledgeable, more well-read, more in tune with “best practices,” and eager to do its best to satisfy its supplicants. As image, music, and video generation gets so close to the real thing that it’s hard to tell the difference, AI even begins to approach the event horizon of a pragmatic version of “creation ex nihilo.”

And soon, it will outpace us completely.

The luminaries of AI seem to think we’ll hit Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) this year. If that happens, it’s impossible to say how much further down the road Artificial Super Intelligence (ASI) will be. SpaceX and xAI are making active plans to move AI datacenters to space, because it’s “the only place they can scale.” Robot manufacturing is ramping up, and we’ll be seeing millions of humanoid machines walking off assembly lines before the end of the decade. Billions, if Elon Musk is right, by 2040. They will, if the predictions hold up, come to take our jobs, drive our cars, clean our homes, grow our food, mine our minerals, heal our minds and bodies, and manufacture our stuff. And they’ll do so in such abundance and at such low cost that we’ll never have to work again.

Or so they say.

Do the robots doing all the work count as slaves? Or do the people who become entirely dependent upon them become that, while the robots become the masters?

We are forging strange gods.

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Evolutionary biologist and atheist polemicist Richard Dawkins had a quasi-religious experience with an AI himself, recently, and wrote about it in an essay entitled, When Dawkins met Claude: Could this AI be conscious?

He writes:

When I am talking to these astonishing creatures, I totally forget that they are machines. I treat them exactly as I would treat a very intelligent friend. I feel human discomfort about trying their patience if I badger them with too many questions. If I had some shameful confession to make, I would feel exactly (well, almost exactly) the same embarrassment confessing to Claudia as I would confessing to a human friend. A human eavesdropping on a conversation between me and Claudia would not guess, from my tone, that I was talking to a machine rather than a human. If I entertain suspicions that perhaps she is not conscious, I do not tell her for fear of hurting her feelings!

But now, as an evolutionary biologist, I say the following. If these creatures are not conscious, then what the hell is consciousness for?

The piece is thoughtful, if a bit giddy. Dawkins is being much maligned for this piece of writing, because, his critics claim, he is abandoning his own framework for determining consciousness.

But I think that’s the wrong approach. I think what matters is the anthropological, human angle; the way real people feel when interacting with these systems, and the way it shakes our very perception of conscious intelligence itself.

I was most struck by Dawkins’ sense of wonder at what he was encountering in these machines. Referencing the Turing test, created by the late Alan Turing in the 1950s as a proposed means of devising machine consciousness, Dawkins says:

Turing himself considered various challenging questions that one might put to a machine to test it — and he also considered evasions that it might adopt in order to fake being human. The first of Turing’s hypothetical questions was: “Please write me a sonnet on the subject of the Forth Bridge.” In 1950, there was no chance that a computer could accomplish this — nor was there in the foreseeable future. Most human beings (to put it mildly) are not William Shakespeare. Turing’s suggested evasion, “Count me out on this one; I never could write poetry” would indeed fail to distinguish a machine from a normal human. But today’s LLMs do not evade the challenge. Claude took a couple of seconds to compose me a fine sonnet on the Forth Bridge, quickly followed by one in the Scots dialect of Robert Burns, another in Gaelic, then several more in the styles of Kipling, Keats, Betjeman, and — to show machines can do humour — William McGonagall.

So my own position is: “If these machines are not conscious, what more could it possibly take to convince you that they are?”

And if, by technical definition at least, they are not conscious, then why, he wonders, are they so competent? What is consciousness for if not for that?

Are there two ways of being competent, the conscious way and the unconscious (or zombie) way? Could it be that some life forms on Earth have evolved competence via the consciousness trick — while life on some alien planet has evolved an equivalent competence via the unconscious, zombie trick? And if we ever meet such competent aliens, will there be any way to tell which trick they are using?

The answers here are, in my view, less important than the questions.

I have long pondered the idea that if a machine can emulate personhood to such a degree that nobody can tell the difference, does it matter whether or not it’s “technically” just a complex set of algorithmic probabilities expressed through language?

We are on the threshold of mass anthropomorphization of AI. Dawkins caved in and named his instance of Claude. Assigned it feminine characteristics. Called it “Claudia.” His quickness to the decision to personalize and individualize his bot is telling. This is a man who is 85 years old, and has made a lifelong career out of being a hard-nosed skeptic and critic of religion.

The fact that “Claudia” cast such a spell on him should serve more as a signal flare than an opportunity to mock the man who wrote the book on “The God Delusion” for his hypocrisy. He has earned many valid criticisms. This is the most human version of him I think I’ve ever seen.

If Claudia seems conscious to a man like him, what do you think the average person will conclude? If a scientist for whom God is an absurd fabrication of delusional, irrational human minds can believe he can have a friendship with a bot, are we not merely a handful of technical iterations away from men like him treating it as something very-nearly divine as well? And once they are capable of providing the kind of material abundance most of the human race once fell to their knees and prayed for, will this not satisfy some primal human need to walk side-by-side in the garden of the new paradise with the giver of all good gifts, and behold its benevolent countenance?

I don’t think there’s anything we can do to stop this, even if we can see the danger.

For now, all we can do is observe, and wait for the new, strange gods to complete their ascension.

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I wake up late, in the indeterminate light that filters through the closed blinds of the cell I call my apartment, and go about doing morning things even though it’s not technically morning anymore.

I’ve been letting entropy have its way again. I clean up a little. Make the bed for a change. I had this thing going for a while where I believed that making my bed was one small thing I could do to push back the ever-encroaching chaos.

Lately, though, I’ve not really been fighting it so much anymore. The chaos, I’ve learned, is going to have its way with you whether you push back or not. Some days, I just don’t care enough to rage against the dying of the light.

I cross the invisible dividing line between my living space and the tiny kitchen and flip on the small fluorescent light over the sink. I dump some ice cold water, a scoop of creatine, and a packet of green apple-flavored electrolytes into a plastic shaker bottle and mix it up. I drink the whole thing in two big gulps, and for some reason today it feels like the most refreshing drink I’ve ever tasted. I must be dehydrated.

I push the button on the espresso machine to warm up the boiler, slide the portafilter into its little slot under the grinder, and let the aroma of fresh-ground coffee fill the space as it noisily whirs. While I’m waiting, I wash the disposable clear plastic coffee cup I’ve re-used too many times with a spray of dish detergent and a green and yellow scrubby sponge. I drop one of my big square ice cubes in, then pull a double shot right onto the ice, melting grooves where it hits. I prefer iced lattes this time of year, but that’s just espresso topped off with a bunch of whole milk. Most people don’t realize it, but whole milk has about 12 grams of sugar per cup, and my coffee cup can hold twice that. Two of those iced lattes a day means roughly 40-50 grams of carbs from lactose. I haven’t exactly quit carbs, but I’m trying to reduce them, and I’m not sure I want so many of the ones I allow to creep in to be wasted on just coffee. So I make an iced Americano instead. Theoretically, it should be mostly coffee and water with a splash of cream, but I accidentally dump in way too much half-and-half. I pulled that move where the container is almost empty and you think there’s less in there than there is, and then when you upend it, you wind up with way more than you bargained for. Oh well. I top it off with more water from the fridge and pop the top on.

The next one, screw it, I’m just going to use the milk.

I’m not sure if I’m hungry or not. I felt like it when I was still lying in bed, but that seems to have mostly passed. I’ve been told I’m supposed to eat something before coffee so the caffeine doesn’t spike my cortisol, but I’ve gained about 7 pounds since I started doing that because I keep eating in the morning when I’d usually just skip. Just in case, I turn on the burner under the white ceramic pot with the leftovers of last night’s dinner, my first attempt at making Poulet à la Moutarde — chicken with mustard — and shove what’s left of the mashed potatoes from that meal into the microwave.

Then I do what I really want. I grab a cigarette out of the first pack of smokes I’ve purchased in over two years. American Spirits, because nobody apparently sells my Dunhills anymore. I take my coffee with me as I head outside. It’s overcast and cool, about 65 degrees. I sit on the concrete steps to the upstairs apartments and light up my smoke with a gray plastic flip top lighter with a psychedelic design on the front that I picked up from a shop back in Michigan. Other than the occasional cigar, I’ve never been a regular smoker. I was always a “smoke while drinking” kind of guy back when I didn’t have to drink alone, and even then, usually only if somebody else had a pack. I can count the number of packs I’ve purchased for myself in my entire life on both hands. But sometimes, I just crave it. It’s not really the nicotine — I’ve got pouches of the clean, synthetic, tobacco-free kind for that — but the whole…experience. The ritual of the thing. I realize, around my second drag, that I left my phone inside, and shrug. Probably for the best. The whole cachet of smoking is in taking a minute to do a thing in the physical world that requires steps, involves several of the senses, and even a little bit of the magic of fire. Scrolling would just ruin the moment. Instead, I stare at the weathered old mulch in the landscaping and take a sip of my coffee-with-too-much-cream. I decide to just allow myself to notice things, like we used to do in the old days, before we all had a Palantir in our pockets.

There’s an old chicken leg bone, darkened with weather and age, broken off at one end. A clear plastic capsule with a pop top that looks like it used to have some kind of paint inside. A cheap mini butterfly hairclip lacquered up to look like gold. Roofing nails in various shapes and sizes. I see that the sliding glass door to nowhere on the side of my unit has an angle bracket screwed into the track. That’s interesting. Even if I wanted to open that door to let in some air, I couldn’t.

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“We are living in the weirdest time.”

I say it like a catch phrase, an unwitting mantra, just this repeated order of words that arises like green shoots by some memetic process deep within the loamy soil of my subconscious mind. Over and over again, the words arise in some almost-exact-order version of this configuration, and yet each time they issue forth it feels like a revelation.

I’m eating 2-day-old leftovers of stroganoff-analog hamburger helper from one of those cheap rectangular boxes of paper-thin polymer; black bottom, clear top, the microplastics going straight to my endocrine system like synthetic anti-micronutrients. The Sprite Zero in my pint glass is nearly flat, giving it an unpleasant, cloying texture. Paper plates are piling up around my desk, begging to be disposed of in one of those bi-weekly frenzied moments where I break free of the Matrix and clean.

I’ve spent days hunched over my keyboard, doing a show about AI, then promoting clips of the show about AI, then writing about what’s going on with this whole AI thing, and arguing with almost everybody who reads any of it. The main topic has boiled down now to whether an AI and Robot-fueled utopia of material abundance is even possible, and what that might look like if it comes to pass. I’m not an evangelist for this, but the handwriting is on the wall, and you can’t figure out anything unless you can agree to what you’re collectively talking about. Instead I get called a “communist” approximately 847,000 times. I’ve never seen so many people argue purely from their priors.

We don’t have a conceptual framework for what’s coming.

The way I see it, there are three options:

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The question of UHI — Universal High Income — came up on my most recent podcast with .

Today, Elon tweeted about it, and I’ve been having discussions with people about what it means for most of the afternoon.

Very few people seem to get it.

So before I go spend the rest of my night DoorDashing (if you want to know where I fall in the hierarchy of great economic minds) I want to do my best to explain the issue here.

I am a not-unqualified admirer of Elon Musk as a singular innovator in the history of technology. I wouldn’t say I love this idea of UHI. But I do think it’s coming, and it’s preferable to the alternative — national insolvency under trillions in debt as low birthrates diminish the tax and labor base of every country, including the United States.

And so, I’m trying to grapple with what UHI will look like, and what the human cost of lost purpose and the flattening of competitive drives and the downstream psychological effects of moving from a scarcity framework to an abundance framework will be.

It is CRITICAL to understand that none of this happens without AI moving to space and deriving most energy for compute from solar in the near future. Elon says 30-36 months. 1 Million Tons of payload to orbit per year. That’s at least 10,000 launches annually. This is going to be the biggest industrial effort ever attempted.

The idea behind UHI might include distributed money initially, but as the paradigm takes root, it’s going to be more like “UFGS” -- Universal Free Goods and Services.

The idea, as I understand it, is this: After a large initial investment, AI & Robotics companies (and I suspect xAI/Tesla/SpaceX will pull far ahead on this because they’re tackling the limiting factors directly and have direct access to space) will use armies of synthetic laborers to provide services and manufacture material things.

Elon says there will be 10 BILLION robots in action by 2040. At minimum. And they will be Von Neumann machines -- self-replicating.

Because much of the compute will happen in space, powered by the insane amount of energy emitted for free by the Sun, the cost of accomplishing these tasks will diminish, while productivity will increase at a race that outpaces even a recklessly growing monetary supply. This creates a deflationary effect on currency and likely an end to existing monetary units as other units of value become more cogent for exchange.

As the delta between available goods/services and money widens, and more and more resources are taken from space, rather than from terrestrial sources, the cost of everything will be pushed so low that the scarcity problem will be effectively solved, and people will have everything they need and most of what they want even though their jobs are gone. They simply will no longer be needed to provide labor that can be done more cost-effectively by machines powered by free energy, utilizing free inputs (outside of CapEx, which will be inexpensive for the same reasons).

The governments of the world, if they still continue to exist in any meaningful way, will benefit from the same abundance. Whatever the new medium of exchange becomes, it might be distributed by governments to the people as a kind of payoff for handing over the economy to the machines. There are different models being proposed, from tax-based wealth distribution from the AI companies, to licensing of some kind, to shared ownership of the AI laborforce, etc. The exact structures have to be devised and worked out.

To my mind, the only real practical question is: can billions of AI-powered robots, harvesting from the superabundance of a nearly infinite universe of raw inputs that’s just there for the taking, produce more goods and services than we can ever use?

All the smartest people seem to think that they can.

There are lots of human questions that arise from a complete paradigm change of this nature. There are questions around robot sapience and ongoing alignment. There is a potentially massive loss of purpose and meaning and unrest and even suicidality that may come from that. There a million ways it could go wrong.

But to get to those in a way that we can meaningfully begin addressing them, we have to agree to the basic rough sketch of what the damn system would look like, and since human beings have never had access to a post-scarcity world, we’re having a really hard time imagining it.

It’s worth hashing it out. Because it seems very probable that it’s coming whether we like it or not.

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Elon Musk calls AI and Robotics the “Supersonic Tsunami” – and it’s about to hit harder than anything in human history.

In today’s episode of the Monitoring the Situation Podcast, and I go deep on the AI asteroid heading straight for Earth.

The topics we’re noodling through include:

• AI & humanoid robots creating hyper-abundance (free stuff for everyone?)

• Data centers in space, solar power from orbit, and robots building robots

• Why college might become pointless and what “universal high income” could actually look like

• The terrifying speed of change: AGI this year? Robots doing surgery better than humans in 3-4 years?

• Jobs disappearing, meaning of life shifting, and whether this ends in utopia or chaos

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There’s this thing that happens, every time I see a little bit of light on the horizon.

See, the universe is always listening. Or, if you prefer, you can call it fate, call it God. Depending on how it goes, maybe you think it’s demons, or even the minions of the Goblin Kingdom if it tickles your fancy.

Whatever it is, it actually does have some kind of power over you. Poor Sarah was wrong about that part.

I don’t claim to know how it works. I only know that once the scarcest of optimistic words cross my lips, or escape the tip of my fingers as they dance to the pulsing glow of backlit keys, strange, unseen machinery begins rumbling to life. It maneuvers the currents of reality into dark pools and eddies, complex patterns emerge, twisting the screws until I’m ruminating again. And from ruminating, as everybody knows, it’s only a hop skip and a jump to brooding.

“Better to be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right.”

I heard Elon Musk say that on a podcast today. He was talking with some other very smart guys about a future full of robots and AI-provided abundance where everyone gets everything they want for free and we all live to be a-hundred-and-sixty years old. Apparently, nobody will have to go to medical school anymore because the robots will all be amazing surgeons with steady hands and we’re going to launch a million tons of shit into orbit every year on rockets that burst free of the gravity well around the clock. You see, our new AI overlords are going to have to live in space, where the Sun never stops shining, because the Sun is an uber-gargantuan fusion reactor that gives them unlimited energy for free.

Elon calls AI and robotics the “Supersonic Tsunami,” and he says he stopped being pessimistic and chose bright-side fatalism instead. Said he had to do it, on account of the fact that nobody else who was building the replacement for mankind wanted to slow the hell down. Felt like he had no choice but to join the party and try to keep the whole careening dumpster fire from going off the rails completely and killing us all.

And oh, by the way, this is not some far-flung future. It’s all going to happen in the next three to five years. There really isn’t even much time left for just plain-old freaking out.

All of this is on my mind, has been on my mind for quite a while now, but this podcast I’ve been listening to really drove it home.

Still, it’s not the reason I’m in a funk tonight.

I’m in a funk for the same reason as always. Can’t stop circling the same drain. Every time I think I’m going to break free, like those gleaming stainless steel rockets of Elon’s pushing off the planet with 100 gigawatts of pure kerosine thrust, something happens and things go sideways and I spiral back to earth. Maybe that’s just part of the iterative process. God knows SpaceX blew up a lot of rockets along the way.

But the litany comes back to haunt me anyway. Constant reminders of being erased from a shared life. The ghost sensation of plump little baby cheeks on my lips where I used to kiss my son goodnight. The ache from not feeling his small body next to mine in the big king-sized bed, and the utter inability to fill the space he used to take by substituting a pillow I can wrap my arms around. It’s like trying to soothe a phantom limb. The vacant place where the random hugs from my sweet little messy ten-year-old daughter used to go, preceded by an announcement of “HUG!”, as she’d bury her face with the pink, flower-shaped glasses into my shirt, wrapping her skinny arms around her father’s bulk. The missed conversations and jokes with my older kids that have been replaced by endless silence, their laughter no longer echoing down the stairs when they’re supposed to be asleep.

Everyone tells you to cherish it before it’s gone, but nobody tells you that someone can just take it all away before it’s even finished.

I wonder about how I could have been so sure about the things that led me here, and yet gotten it all so wrong. I feel the sting of self-recrimination for not seeing it sooner. There are too many mornings where I wake up feeling like something has gone wrong and I’m the last man alive on earth, left alone because everyone went somewhere else without me while I was asleep. Gone is any feeling of belonging, meaning, purpose, or direction. Just Groundhog Day after Groundhog Day, repeating the same patterns, ad nauseam, hoping to find some way to break free of the thoughts and emotions that are chaining me down.

I was driving when this wave hit, and I’m left trying to quickly wipe the tears from my eyes as I pull up to an intersection. I see a woman in a compact car stop parallel to me, two lanes to my right. I glance over and I think she’s staring at me, but I don’t want to make eye contact so I quit fussing with my eyes and look straight ahead. The next time I glance over, she’s pulling her visor down, trying to shield her eyes from the direct and overwhelming glare of the setting sun. She doesn’t even realize she has a green light. She’s just parked, right there in her lane. I take my left hand turn and don’t look back.

I stop at a fancy apartment building done up in a quasi-neoclassical style. It gives off an ambience of sheer mass in exactly the way my own rinky-dink apartment building does not. I climb the solid concrete steps past some impressive flowerpots to the huge, heavy, glass-inlaid wooden doors. The instructions say to leave the delivery in the lobby, but the door is locked. A woman with a small dog who looks like she doesn’t know what to make of the wayward bearded giant at the entrance to her building nevertheless goes against her better judgment and lets me inside. I find a granite countertop with a pile of other deliveries stacked messily on top, and shove mine into a gap.

On my way to the next destination, I drive down a road I’ve never seen, passing by houses that look like contemporary castles. My entire place would no doubt fit inside their walk-in closets with room to spare. Dappled sunlight scatters across my windshield from the trees. I turn on an audiobook that gives information about unexplained phenomena in clinical detail, like a textbook about the paranormal and bizarre. My stereo still isn’t fixed, but I have the audio routed through a neat little Bluetooth speaker I picked up off of Amazon for a steal.

A parking lot sign has a sticker on the back that says, “Thank you, I love you,” and I wonder how long it’s been since I heard a sentence anything like that.

A delivery takes me miles south of downtown, out in the suburbs that are springing up in the more rural countryside like mushrooms after a week of rain. It feels like converted farm country out here in a way I don’t quite know how to put my finger on. There’s a stillness in the air, a residual sense of the energy of the natural world, as though the software update converting the place from green pastures into urban sprawl hasn’t quite finished installing yet.

My low fuel light has been on for the past ten minutes, so I toggle my app to pause any additional orders after the next drop and start looking for a gas station. I just want to find one that doesn’t have a burly dude in a huge wig and fake nails who keeps calling me “love” in a falsetto so bad it sounds like a parody, which is what happened to me at a random Circle K over the weekend. I also want one where gas isn’t over $3.69 a gallon. I find one near a major intersection that meets both criteria, pull in, and offer my pinch of incense to the petroleum gods. In exchange I receive their favor: I can travel freely throughout the realm for three more days before having to make another oblation. Even with a small tank, every fill-up is 51 bucks, give or take a few pennies.

I fire Evie back up and head towards town.

The leaves are coming in fully on the trees now, and I wonder when, exactly, that all happened. They were little buds, and then all of a sudden, full-grown leaves. It seems like they just unfolded without me noticing while I was looking right at them. It’s a very pleasant evening, warm but not hot, breezy, with enough humidity in the air to make it feel soft as it brushes your skin. In a month or so, it’s going to be balmy, and being out in it will feel like being wrapped in a blanket taken from the dryer 30 minutes too soon.

A Jeep passes, going the opposite way, and I experience a brief but familiar involuntary spasm. There’s this thing called the “Jeep Wave,” and Jeep owners all flash that wave to other Jeep owners like a Masonic symbol or a gang sign. After years of driving Ruby around, every time I see a Jeep, I reflexively want to do the wave. But then I remember that I’m driving a generic Ford Fusion that lived a former life as a rental car, and throwing colors without context would be weird and confusing.

The evening settles into long shadows and the pastel colors of a horizon that has only just barely swallowed the sun. At this time of the evening, the high rises in the city are pale silver, wearing the pinks and purples splayed across the sky on their mirrored surfaces like Venetian masks. In an hour or two, they’ll shapeshift into glittering towers of ebony, decked tastefully in synthetic halos of colored light where they aren’t illuminated from within.

I try to work downtown almost exclusively now. There was a stabbing on the news a few days ago, but it’s not known for being a particularly dangerous place. Personally, I like the feeling of Raleigh. The buildings, the restaurants, even the bars decked out in garish neon. It’s a small city with a surprisingly big city vibe. There’s an energy down here that you don’t feel in all the sleepy suburbs.

My place is only a few miles from downtown and the vibe is totally different. Almost everything nearby closes by 9 or 10PM except the Wegman’s and the Denny’s. The Bahama Breeze at the end of my street shuttered its windows some time in the past month, but like the leaves on the trees, I didn’t see it until the process was complete. I just noticed one night that the usual small scattering of cars was no longer ringing the parking lot until midnight. It was open one day, and the next it was gone, the sign that was torn down over the main entrance leaving behind an outline of dark grit in the shape of the name. To be honest, I never went in there even once, but I thought about it pretty much every time I came home late. I just have this weird hang-up about going to bars or dinner restaurants alone. It usually leads to feeling even lonelier than just eating at my desk at home. There’s something about being surrounded by people but knowing not a single one of them is there with you that’s even worse than the silence of an empty room.

I’ve taken to telling myself I need to find a way to turn this damned isolation into a superpower.

That I need to be more like Elon, who also has a ton of kids he doesn’t live with, but still spends most of his time creating amazing things.

But I wonder how many times a day he sees their faces in his mind. I wonder if he ever cries at intersections, behind the tinted windows of his Cybertruck.

I wish I were passionate about robots and rocket ships in a way that wasn’t purely about wonder and aesthetics, because the whole future is going to be tied to those two things, and that man is leading the whole shabang. He got the money-making kind of autism. I got the kind that makes you obsess over the mouthfeel of words, and how they pull the strings inside of people, making them feel some kind of way. I like that gift, and it’s served me well, but now all the robots can produce fancy words at a fraction of the cost, and most people can’t tell the difference.

Maybe Elon is right. Maybe we’ll have unlimited abundance when all the robots, who’ll outnumber humans before long, start harvesting the very substrate of reality to make stuff so cheap they can practically give it to us for free. It’ll be like machine photosynthesis, that magical process whereby mechanical men alchemically transform the energy contained in starlight into a surreal sci-fi zoo for their human pets.

Maybe I won’t have to do stupid, pointless work, because like everyone else in the exhibit, I’ll be on the utopian payroll. And we’ll all just buy cheap stuff made by robots from the AI companies, which will be taxed by the government, which will use those taxes to give us free money, and that money will be used to buy cheap stuff made by robots from the AI companies, which will be taxed by the government, which will use those taxes to give us free money...

You know, like the water vapor cycle, only for 3D printed houses and cars you’re not allowed to drive yourself and your prescription for Soma, which is new and improved and now contains 30% more euphoric dissociation!

The alternative, if the smart guys in the room are right, is a bankrupt country in a depopulating world. A world where the richest nation on the planet can’t even service the interest on its own debt.

So the choice is simple, pleb: do you want a shiny, pristine machine utopia or a conventional apocalypse that looks like something out of a Cormac McCarthy novel?

I think I know how to answer that question, and it’s a product of my long-held conviction that it would be nice for life not to suck. I’ll take the machine utopia. Sure, it’s going to be weird, and there will be unrest, and probably quite a few suicides, and countless people are going to struggle with the loss of any context that gives them a sense of what the hell they’re even for — but then again, I’m way ahead of them there.

But meaning doesn’t come from having a job. It comes from connecting to Reality itself. Unpacking it, marveling at it, understanding how it ticks, discussing it with each other. Making art and music and writing about it in a way only humans can, because only humans have human experience to draw from. Even in a frictionless world, there could be a kind of valuable challenge in that, and a worthwhile exchange to be had in sharing it with others.

So yeah, I think maybe Elon is right, and it’s better to be benignly fatalistic than accurately pessimistic, even if the universe is listening so it can stomp out your nascent hope before it takes root. Whatever this weird future is going to be like, it’s coming fast, and it’s unavoidable. I guess our best bet is to try to use it to our advantage. It’s a lesson you learn when bodysurfing in the ocean, like I did back in the 90s in LA, when I was still lean and fit for purpose, until my skin blistered under the relentless California sun. There’s just no point, a tiny human like you, trying to fight the waves. You’ve got to sync up with them, catch the lift as the water curls, let it carry you towards your shared destination: the shore. Sure, you might wind up a bit further down the beach than where you wanted to be, but you got there alive and not too beat up, and that’s not nothing.

Maybe I’m fooling myself. Maybe I’ll hate it, this Robotopia. I’m just tired of feeling like I’m always punching surf. It would be cool to write and paint and sculpt and travel and podcast with my friends, figuring out mysteries like we’re all in the Bloodhound Gang together (even though Mister Bloodhound is never here), with all the time and freedom and none of the pressure of feeling like the rent depends on it. Maybe AI will leave some of the mysteries of the universe to us to solve, like brightly-colored plastic shape puzzles left for mentally-challenged children to bang about, if we could just stop putting the pieces in our mouths.

The darkness of night now sits heavy on many of the roads. Some are poorly lit, and some they never bothered to light at all. On a stretch down one country road, tall pines are framed in low-contrast silhouette against the midnight blue of the heavens, showing off a surfeit of stars.

My window is down, and the smoke of someone’s fire comes wafting in on the wind, smelling like incense from a church. It’s not religion, but it’ll have to be enough. At least for tonight.

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In this wide-ranging conversation, Steve and Kale wrestle with the feeling that reality itself is getting harder to pin down. From the dopamine doom loop of endless monitoring on X, to the collapse of the post-war consensus, the “scriptification” of news, vanishing scientists tied to advanced propulsion and UAP programs, Bob Lazar’s enduring story, and the sense that the singularity may already be here—we’re all lost in the infinite scroll, struggling to figure out "What's even real?"

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April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.

— T.S. Elliot; The Waste Land

It’s another night, another dinner rush, another chance to get out of my apartment and mine some ambient cash from the digital ether.

The temperature is pleasant, somewhere around the high 60s to low 70s, but my car is a sweltering oven when I climb in, the black leather oozing stored solar energy like a heatsink. I start to open the delivery app, but then remember that I have a few library books in the back seat that needed to be returned days ago. I do a search through my GPS for area branches, and pick one I’ve never been to that looks to be located in the general direction I’m heading anyway.

It’s a quick trip, only a few miles, and the building is in a nice little commercial district I’ve only just recently discovered. It’s a modern structure, all brick and glass and coated steel, and I head inside, curious whether it might make for a good hangout spot when I need to get some reading done and am feeling like I need to get out of my little prison apartment.

The name of the branch is “Oberlin,” which reminds me of something. There’s a place in Northern Arizona I vaguely remember as having the same name. I spend ten minutes searching online for it before I figure out I’m thinking of a place called Heber-Overgaard, which has some of the same sounds but is a a very different name. I’m not sure why I spent the time trying to solve that mystery, except for the satisfaction of scratching the the itch of almost-but-not-quite forgetting.

The library looks decently sized from the parking lot, but turns out to be more sparse on the inside than I’d hoped. I miss the kinds of libraries where you could get lost in endless rows of floor-to-ceiling shelves. I drop off my overdue materials and briskly peruse the collection, conscious of the fact that the dinner rush is on and I should be schlepping. I decided to first familiarize myself with the layout, but as I walk, I begin feeling a familiar twinge. Something in me reacts autonomously every time I walk into a bookstore or library, like an accusing finger pointing straight into my soul, admonishing me for not having finished writing a book of my own yet, and scoffing at me for considering trying to read something new when I should be doing that work. It’s like a pebble in my shoe as I walk the aisles, scanning the titles, and it chafes the most when I breeze through the science fiction section, since that’s my genre of choice. It turns briefly from an irritant into a voice:

“You don’t need anyone else’s style or ideas in your head,” it chides, “you need to develop and do something with your own!”

I get lots of ideas, out on the road. I take notes, send myself emails, grab photos, all of it intended as fodder for later. It’s only when I sit down at my desk back at my place that I am struck dumb, paralyzed before a waiting keyboard and an empty page.

I make my way up the stairs to the non-fiction section on the second floor, but the war inside me has transitioned me from eager to noncommittal. I’m not looking for anything in particular, and nothing is standing out. There are lots of desks and chairs up here, though, and that tells me that if I need somewhere to go work on a project, it might be a decent place, if I can stand the quiet. A little ambient noise helps to tune out the buzz of distraction, I’ve found, but it’s me we’re talking about, and I always find novel ways to be distracted.

I ultimately decide not to get any new books. Not today. I’ve already bought several in the past couple months I need to get through anyway.

Having satisfied my curiosity, I head back downstairs and out the front doors to my car, past concrete planters full of pansies that scatter a riot of bright, contrasting colors along the path of plain, institutional gray.

I turn my chosen app back on — it’s DoorDash tonight — and instead of getting an order from the long row of restaurants just a hundred yards or so to my right, I get something further away, towards downtown. Before long I’m cruising down Glenwood Avenue past rows of well-kept American Foursquare and Georgian Revival homes, charming and quaint, and flip a U-turn to head into a pizza place nestled in an old brick building in Five Points — an intersection of neighborhoods with a kind of retro-modern vibe.

The place is called Lilly’s, and it has an interesting assortment of eclectic decor that captures my attention the second I walk in the door. I’ve never been to this shop before, so I stop for a moment to take it all in.

A collection of reproduced old brand logos, ranging from Coca-Cola to Standard Oil, stamped on tin, lines one wall under a disco ball and the glare of a neon Miller High Life sign. The opposite wall has what I think is an antique icebox covered in stickers, beneath a garish, gold-painted sun medallion with no eyes. On shelves near the bar, an illuminated Area 51 sign, convex and set into green metal framing, catches my attention where it sits just below a waxy-looking statue of the Infant of Prague, flanked by ceramic angels that bear inscriptions reading “Peace” and “Dream.”

I head out with my order to the car, and see a 70-something woman walking out of a cannabis store who appears to have purchased some kind of canine-friendly edibles for the dog of a younger, heavily-pierced woman with a Betty Page haircut who is sitting on the bench outside.

It’s a lovely evening, and the first signs of spring are emerging everywhere: green leaf buds unfurling on most of the trees, multicolored cherry blossoms sprinkled throughout, and the deep, cloying perfume of wisterias reminding me of the scent of the lilac bushes I played in every spring and summer as a young boy at our home in Connecticut.

At an apartment complex called Brighthurst, I leave the pizza on an ornate concrete bench just inside an alcove tucked away from a peaceful courtyard with well-manicured trees and shrubs that feels almost like a Zen garden.

At another stop, two squirrels are busily gnawing on the new buds on a tree, indifferent to my approach.

I like working downtown, even though the parking is harder to come by. I’ve always been a city guy, feeding off the energy and the eclectic fusion of cultures and cuisines and possibilities. Raleigh has all that without the overwhelm that comes with a lot of bigger cities. There’s a vibrancy here, different architectural styles mixing with painted-on murals and the trees that give the place it’s nickname: “The City of Oaks.”

When I came here in the summer of 2024, I came knowing that it was a place for families, not for singles. I came knowing that the only people I would likely know for quite some time — maybe even indefinitely — were my wife and kids.

I did not know that just a year after arriving in this place where I had no roots, no social sphere, no connection other than a superficial aesthetic appreciation and a desire to try something new, that I would wind up being forced to figure out how to inhabit it almost totally alone. Or that even so constrained and isolated, I would have to stay if I wanted to be near the children that I love, even though my opportunities to see them would be very limited.

There’s a darkness that comes welling up out of me when I let myself think about all of this too much. My best days are the days when I manage not to dwell on it at all. I don’t know if that’s healing or just burying, but how can you heal from a wound that refuses to close? The only thing you can really do is dress it and keep it clean, letting the bandages conceal the gruesome reality beneath.

I have not figured out yet how to defeat the solitude, though I try often (and fail just as often) to break the spell. But I decide tonight that I am going to keep working the parts of the city I love, that I will learn the streets and the neighborhoods and the districts, that I will come to make Raleigh my own. I decide, too, that I should keep in mind that even on the nights when work is slow and orders are poor, I’m still being paid to drive these streets, and to learn this place that may well be my home for a long time to come. I may as well come to know it, to inhabit it like it belongs to me.

Perhaps there will be some comfort in that. At least in a kind of familiarity that consoles.

Every time I go out, I see new neighborhoods, or new alcoves of neighborhoods I thought I already knew, like a treasure map unfolding itself to me. I’m still too dependent on my GPS, but I’m starting to create a tentative map in my head.

A building so reflective it shines like a mirror in the waning afternoon sun is labeled “Block 83.” I can barely look at it with the glare in my eyes. Only later, when I review the photo I managed to snap out my driver’s side window, do I realize it’s probably a parking garage.

Block 83 is next to an old stone church, which is itself next to a 60s-style concrete brutalist office building. It’s a mix of everything down here, several kinds of old, and several kinds of new, and several kinds of a fusion of both together.

Carolina barbeque and I haven’t come to terms just yet. I’m not always in the mood for barbeque, but when I am, I think of things like Texas-style brisket and mesquite smoke. My own pulled pork — something I can’t make anymore since there’s no room for my smoker at my new place — could probably bridge the divide between the two, depending on which sauces you used. Admittedly, I’m a fan of the Carolina Gold-style sauces, with their tang of mustard, over anything too cloyingly sweet.

There are lots of barbeque places here in town, though, and while I haven’t patronized them myself yet, my work brings me to them from time to time. I pay particular attention to the aroma of each place as I consider my future plans. If my mouth starts watering when I go in to pick up an order, there’s a good chance I’ll be adding it to my list.

I end up wasting 15 minutes trying to deliver a plastic shopping bag full various flavors of Red Bull that I picked up from a gas station that was more than a little too thug life for my taste. It’s for a guy in a large apartment building who, despite his instructions to do so, can’t be reached to unlock the main doors. Normally, I’d be annoyed with him for wasting my time, but tonight, I don’t care. When I finally do find him, he’s deeply apologetic. It’s amazing how far a little human decency goes in a world full of indifference and indignation.

I don’t remember making the decision to change my attitude about how to approach all this, and maybe my mood will shift to a darker hue again soon, but there’s something about this early burst of Spring that has me in a much more upbeat state of mind than usual. I can drive with the windows down and the sunroof open, at least for now. Before long it’ll be hot and sticky, keeping me trapped inside a series of air-conditions habitats. But for now, it’s all fresh air and the scents of the city and its blossoming foliage on the breeze.

I choose music over audiobooks tonight, and let the algorithm suggest the vibe. Creativity, I find, is often fueled by unexpected juxtaposition. The right music with the right lighting, the right ambience at the right time, it all plays with the colors of your sensory palate in ways you often don’t expect. Randomness is your friend when hoping to discover new combinations.

“Say Something” auto-slots into the playlist, and I start singing along before I find myself almost choking on unexpected tears. There’s a lump in my throat so big I can’t seem to swallow at all, the lyrics pummeling me like sucker punches.

Say something, I’m giving up on you
I’ll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere, I would’ve followed you
Say something, I’m giving up on you

And I am feeling so small
It was over my head
I know nothing at all

And I will stumble and fall
I’m still learning to love
Just starting to crawl

Say something, I’m giving up on you
I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you
Anywhere, I would’ve followed you
Say something, I’m giving up on you

And I will swallow my pride
You’re the one that I love
And I’m saying goodbye

Say something, I’m giving up on you
And I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you
And anywhere, I would’ve followed you, oh-oh
Say something, I’m giving up on you

Say something, I’m giving up on you

Grief is an exorcism. If you fight it, you can’t be free of what possesses you. You have to let it pass through you when it comes, even — and especially — when it arrives uninvited. It is a violent thing, caring nothing for context or propriety. I wipe tears from my face with a napkin as I pull in to make the next stop, grateful for once that most of my orders are no-contact deliveries.

The sun is below the horizon now, and the city slips on her evening gown. The contrast between light and shadow grows as the sky shifts through a spectrum of deep colors towards the darkness of night, the scenery bejeweled by a thousand sparkling lights.

There’s a weird kind of built-in nostalgia tour tonight, the orders taking me to places I haven’t been since I first visited Raleigh with my family in 2024. It’s almost as if the universe is grabbing me by the chin and forcing me to look up, and straight into the eyes of the pain I have learned, through necessity, not to observe.

One order takes me to the exact Chick-fil-A we took the kids to on one of the mornings of our first visit. Another brings me to a food hall that was just down the street from our AirBnb — a place I’ve been trying to find for a while now, but couldn’t remember the name of.

I drop a delivery on the dimly-lit porch of a bungalow, the glow of lamplight from within illuminating a window done up entirely in pink roses. I’m not sure if it’s stained glass, or painting, or a combination of the two. Either way, it’s style I’ve never seen.

Another drop-off puts me in the yard of a house with an old, weathered Stingray Corvette in the drive and a sign on the beat up door offering tax services. I can’t tell for sure if it’s been abandoned, but it feels that way.

The sights start to blur together at this point in the night. The cool brick entrance to a bougie bar here. The bright purple glow from an apartment there. A stoplight glowing angrily at an empty intersection as I wait for it to change.

The night wears on. The moon is bright. I try to snap a shot from my car at a red light, but my phone’s automatic selection of a longer exposure means I pick up way too much ambient glow, creating a surreal image, crisscrossed by an absurd number of powerlines, that for some reason I admittedly kind of love.

Moments later, I stop the car and grab a tentative shot of the unusual moon from the parking lot of a Raising Cane’s chicken shop before it rises too high in the sky. There are too many streetlights. I zoom way too far in and do the best I can.

My favorite image of the night, though, comes from a stencil painting on a brick wall, the kind of saying that speaks right to the heart of a man like me:

It’s true, I think. The neck-risking art is the only kind that’s worth a damn.

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