Alignment

Or Why I Am Now A Real Estate Novelist (With Time for a Wife)

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

-Billy Joel, “Piano Man”

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